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Friday, March 13, 2009

Personal ad response to Dreamy

Yes you are dreamy and have nice plump womanly cheeks that I cannot resist, and I thought I was perhaps dreaming when I came across your profile and read on and on and then I see "I pick my nose in the car." And I say to myself, I know I didn't just read that. I must be seeing things. Perhaps if I re-read that I'll see that I misread it. But, unfortunately no matter how many times I re-read it, it came out the same.

I should not be telling people what they shouldn't do, especially since I don't even know you, but you really should not pick your nose. I may have gotten a horrible staph infection that way. It ruined my life for years.

I know, I know. I've said too much. Just nervous rambling from an admirer.

-Ed

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