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Friday, November 17, 2006

Fanged Liberal Man Hater

Liberal men everywhere who enjoy receiving safe and painless fellatio, breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday when a woman with baboon like fangs announced that she was giving up dating liberal guys.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

TalkPissAnt

Notice the "From:" field of the e-mail below. Maybe good ol' "John J" could start me up in his home-based-business opportunity so that I can be a winner like him...


From: Work From Home workfromhome@stopworking.net 3:37 pm
To: [ME]
Date: Nov 16, 2006 3:37 PM
Subject: Warrior

Just wondering why you are called talk warrior...you seem like a
whiny little boy who didn't get enough attention growing up and
makes his way on earth tearing people down.

Why don't you go live in another country if this is so bad???
I'm sure you wouldn't have the balls to do that
though..warrior...pshah you embarrass the word...how about TalkPissAnt
Small thinking b.s. For the smaller minded..


John Warner Johnston
a.k.a. "John J"

Rudy Giuliani emulating his master

Rudy Giuliani is seen here trying to emulate his idol, Adolph Hitler. Notice the raised hands and the small of mouths of these men. This is the result of a genetic abnormality which causes the person to become a real asshole.


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Pelosi Face Melt Off

Half of Nancy Pelosi's face melted off during a speech yesterday, revealing that she is the android creation of ETs from a much more advanced and civilized galaxy.

Long live the reign of the space android Pelosi!