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Friday, July 29, 2005

Dickie Richards



Dickie Richards is shown above with his Press Agent, Nora Helsinki who doesn't believe in letting her clients eat pizza in peace.

Dickie Richards was born in 1965 to an American mother living at the time in the Falkland Islands, which was part of Argentina before being invaded and conquered by the British Empire in 1982.

Dickie Richard's real name is Richard Moscovitz. To become a member of SAG (Screen Actors Guild), he had to change his name because they have a rule barring two members having the same name, and there was already a Richard Moscovitz who was a member of SAG. Dickie is most known for his brief yet memorable child acting appearances in numerous 70's sitcoms including "The Partridge Family", "Chico and the Man," and "Fish". Dickie also played Hal Grey's bastard son in the soap opera, "As the World Turns" for three years and appeared in two ABC After School Specials.

Dickie Richards has an identical twin brother who is a well known South and Central American revolutionary and activist called Moshe Moscovitz, who also has a show produced on TalkWarrior.com called Live from Mt. Sinai. While Dickie and Moshe are physically identical they have radically different interests. Moshe, as a child, loved The Communist Manifesto and dreamed of being a Communist revolutionary. Dickie, as a child, loved Playboy and dreamed of being Hue Hefner.

Dickie Richards currently makes a living as a stand up comedian and selling autographed photos of himself to aging fans who still remember the quirky kid who inhabited the baron wasteland of 70's TV.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

RIP Ed Bunker




Edward Bunker died yesterday at the age of 71, of complications after surgery to improve circulation to his legs.

When I read the obituary in the New York Times, I was not saddened -- I was angered. Angered that the universe had successfully succeeded in removing from me my last hero. My last role model. My last God.

The Times obituary title was: "Edward Bunker, Ex-Convict and Novelist, Is Dead at 71."

The Times obituary title should have been: "Edward Bunker, Novelist and Ex-Convict, Is Dead at 71."

The fact that Bunker was an ex-convict isn't even necessary. It isn't relevant. The fact that he was a great writer is.

Bunker's first novel, "No Beast So Fierce," was one of the greatest novels I have ever read. Nobody, and I mean nobody could articulate pathos in writing like Bunker.

Bunker might have been one of the most unrecognized novelists of the 20th century. He seemed to have stopped writing novels in favor of acting. I seemed to get the impression in an interview that he was disillusioned with writing because of the dismal sales of his last novel. But I always hoped that he'd write another novel.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

The Jack Kevorkian, Jay Severin human clone conspiracy

The TalkWarrior.com Investigative Reporting Team has discovered conclusive evidence that Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a.k.a. Dr. Death (shown below) and ultra right-wing radio talk show host Jay Severin (shown below) are genetically identical. Since Dr. Kevorkian is older than Jay Severin, it is thought that Dr.Kevorkian cloned himself to produce his evil offspring, Jay Severin, in order to advance the cause of murdering people in the third world by the US military.

Dr. Death:


Jay Severin, Evil cloned offspring of Dr. Death:

Ann Coulter taking aim

Ann Coulter in West Virginia, pointing her rifle at a malnourished child suspected of being a liberal.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Show Summary: 07-22-2005




Show Rating: 5 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe blasts the evil American Empire for scheduling to deploy the heinous microwave gun to pacify and maim Iraqi Freedom Fighters.

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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Keeping our public monies safe

Just one look at the honest, integrity-filled face of Captain Shane below, and you can sleep soundly with the knowledge that he is keeping our public monies safe. Captain Shane moonlights as a used car salesman in Newark, New Jersey when he's not keeping our public monies safe in the police department.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Satan Lives

WARNING: THIS IS THE ANTICHRIST!

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LOOK AT THIS PHOTO FOR MORE THAN 20 SECONDS OR BLOOD WILL EXTRUDE FROM ALL OF YOUR ORIFICES!

You talking to me?

You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Okay.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Show Summary: 07-17-2005




Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
The great Shawn Lennon hosts this show

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Show Summary: 07-06-2005




Show Rating: 7 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe blasts Bernard Goldberg for theft of intellectual property and for being a right-wing pandering slime.

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