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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Stop aiding our enemies!

The man with the American flag t-shit rallies his band of war supporters by singing chorus lines from his favorite musicals.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Excruciatingly Ugly?

Are you excruciatingly ugly?

We need you for the Apple Computer team.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Kung Fu You!

Dressed like Bruce Lee, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice appears with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi before kung-fuing him to death.

Condoleezza Rice demonstrating pump action

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice demonstrates how she grasps the shaft of George Bush's penis with both hands and vigorously pumps it till he squeals like a pig.

Sadistic Baby Torture

A baby is seen being cruelly tortured to death by being forced to listen to John Tesh music.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Can't win 'em all.

Sometimes you find WMD, sometimes you don't...

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Assholey

On one of the few occasions my family went to temple when I was a child, we attended a service at this very large temple in Boston. After the service they served a big meal. Seated at our table was an overweight woman with a chubby daughter. Her daughter wanted the cheap little plastic Israeli flags on the table. The fat woman asked the Rabbi if her daughter could have the flags. The Rabbi said no, they where decorations. She pleaded with the Rabbi, offered him money. But he kept insisting, "Madam, these flags are not for sale!"

Later on I saw that bastard fat woman slip the cheap plastic flags into her pocketbook and bug out.

Was her spoiled, chubby little daughter that important that she had to steal from a fucking place of worship to please her?

I wouldn't step foot inside of a temple these days.

You look like a tasty little fellow.

Oooh you look like a tasty little guy. I'm going to savor your tender little spleen.

Monday, August 15, 2005

TalkWarrior.com Productions Cancelled

Shawn,

After a year of beating my head against the wall with my Internet radio programs, and obtaining an embarrassingly small audience, barely larger than when I started, I've decided to cancel all ongoing productions, including "Live from Mt. Sinai" and "Awful Podcast Showcase."

I'm telling you this so you will know not to schedule any of my shows in the future at Upstart Radio America.

I appreciate all the support you provided me at Upstart Radio America, and I enjoyed the shows we did together.

Unfortunately, some things weren't meant to be. I will continue adding content to the website. Also, in the future, I might upload the audio for some stand-up comedy material I'm trying to work on, but I have no plans of producing any more regular shows.


Moshe

Dennis Hastert reveals that George Bush is his bastard idiot child

House Speaker Dennis Hastert revealed today that George Bush is his bastard idiot child. Representative Hastert told reporters that George Bush was conceived while he made a booty call to The Institute for the Severely Retarded in Crawford, Texas.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #3




Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst podcasts ever made by couples

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Live from Mt. Sinai Show Summary: Episode #101




Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe interviews his biggest fan from the South, Ernesto. They discuss whether the South is beyond redemption

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Monday, August 08, 2005

Live from Mt. Sinai Show Summary: Episode #100




Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe talks about the Jay Severin-Jack Kevorkian clone consipiracy, flag waving assholes, and Moshe's favorite writer Ed Bunker who recently died

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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #2




Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst sex podcasts ever made

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Triumph of Evil



Jean Schmidt is shown above with the guy who plays Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies.

Jean Schmidt won the Congressional election in southern Ohio on Tuesday, beating her Democratic challenger, Paul L. Hackett, a Major in the Marine Forces Reserve, by about 4,000 votes.

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #1




Show Rating: 7 out of 10

Summary:
Our premier show features "Hope and Freedom," the worst podcast ever made.

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