Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The cup is half full is not enough

About half of women's personal ad profiles contain this phrase: "I like to see the cup as half full." I say that's inadequate. It is not enough to place subjective judgment on the physical state of the world. You must be willing to go the full nine yards. What I would like to see is women saying stuff like, "I like to see a cup that has 1% fluid in it as trying really hard to be full."

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