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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

I hate Iraqis!

When I see an Iraqi, I give him a backhanded bitch slap. And if that don't work I ugly him to death.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Conehead general gives press conference

When asked by a reporter if conehead generals have long, pointy, mutated heads to store extra gray matter, the general responded that the extra large size of his head is used to store shit.

Show summary: 03-13-2005



Show Rating: 2 out of 10

Summary: Moshe talked about the evil triumph of the Republican controlled Senate, in killing the minimum wage increase.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Top Vulcan American General speaks out

"As a Vulcan, I am incapable of telling a lie: It isn't logical to conquer, kill and torture Iraqis for fabricated reasons. But let's admit it, it sure is fun!"

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Mutated alien takes over the Pentagon

This mutated alien, who now controls the Pentagon, is the Julia Child of the mutant space alien world. He features delicious human dishes on his popular cooking show, including Sweet and Sour Human with White Rice, and the finger-licking Fried Human with Sautéed Space Potatoes.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Listener e-mail

There is something about your style and manner of speech that I like.

Your language doesn't bother me but you might be taken more seriously if you stopped using profanity and interviewed some guests (maybe).

Is Moshe Moscovitz your real name ?

Do listeners ever call in ?

At present, I don't know what a podcast is.

Anyway, kick-ass show - keep up the good work !

--Mohammed



Mohammed,

Hi, you raised a very good issue about guests. I am going to bring this subject up on the show, as it is a source of continual frustration and anger for me.

I have been trying to arrange an interview from the very beginning of the show. Any shithead could arrange an interview with some kind of celebrity, expert, activist, or writer. I have no real desire to do this. Everyone is doing this, and people who are "somebodys," tend to be boring as hell. The lives of regular people are much more interesting than extraordinary people. Regular people who I know, whine and complain about corruption, unfairness, oppression, general evil shit. People I don't know even solicit me and tell me of their pathos brought on by an evil corrupt system. I always tell people, okay, I hear your pain, but telling me isn't going to fix anything. Let's expose your story to the masses. Let's get you on the show, so you can tell the whole world.

But you see, Mohammed. Everybody lives in FEAR. This may be difficult to believe or understand, but nobody wants to go on the record. Hopefully this will change. I keep trying, and people keep acting like chickenshit assholes. Note that I did in fact ask the Che-Lives.com people to come on the show to defend their Commie God. I do try. But everyone's either scared or trying to bury their head in the sand in an attempt to avoid reality.

Regarding the profanity issue, I think profanity is sort of like violence in film. It's okay so long as it's not gratuitous.

Is Moshe Moscovitz my real name? If you keep listening to the show, you'll probably find out soon.

Do listeners ever call in? Once, but not while the show was broadcasting live. I continue to do the show live, and only edit out breaks. However, I no longer broadcast live. My new strategy is to get callers to leave messages so that I can play them on the show.

Go to ipodder.org for info about podcasting. What's useful about Podcasting is that it allows you to subscribe to my show, so that whenever I put a new show out, it will automatically fetch it for you. There is lots of other cool podcasts you can subscribe to as well. Here is my podcast subscription URL.

http://talkwarrior.com/show/sinai/podcast.xml

Once you download the podcasting software, all you got to do is add the URL to subscribe. I hear you can also do this with an iPod, although I don't know how, as I don't own one.

Thanks again for the donation. I am wondering how you heard about the show?

Moshe

Show summary: 03-06-2005



Show Rating: 8

Summary: Moshe talked about the racist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic statements made by Communist revolutionary, Che Guevara.

The folks at Che-Lives.com were asked to come on the show to defend their idol. They never responded. Moshe also raised the question of whether Che-Lives.com is a covert capitalist website, making money off of the Che Guevara shit they sell.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Subscribe to the Live from Mt. Sinai Podcast

Podcast Subscription URL:

http://talkwarrior.com/show/sinai/podcast.xml


For more info about Podcasting go to iPodder.org

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Invitation to Che-Lives.com

Hi, I produce the TalkWarrior.com internet radio show. It appears as if someone from your community posted a comment to one of my blog entries about Che Guevara. Here is the URL:

http://talkwarrior.com/2005/02/che-guevara-racist-homophobe-and-anti.html

He seemed pretty upset about what I had said and claimed that my ideas about Che Guevara and your website are wrong. As I indicated in my comments, I am welcoming anyone from your community to come on our radio show and clear the record.

I plan to devote the first show of the new season to Che Guevara. This show is scheduled to air on 03/05/05 at 1:00 p.m. (Eastern Time). If you or someone else from your community would like to appear on the show, please let me know. We can find a time to do the taping that is convenient for you. I will be happy to pay for the phone call.

Moshe, the host of the show, agrees to be amiable and polite to any guest from your community that appears on the show. However, there are some tough questions about Che Guevara's bigoted comments that need to be addressed.

Dickie

Sunday, February 20, 2005

The Barney pill

Now Barney has his very own government domain -- barney.gov, which redirects to the White House website. I'm so glad that Bush is putting my tax dollars to such good use. The excitement over this wonderful dog almost made me forget that yesterday suicide bombers killed 39 people in Iraq and that the day before, three members of the American military were killed in Iraq, bringing the "American Military" death toll up to 1,466. I almost forgot too that we had no legitimate fucking reason whatsoever for invading Iraq. Gooooo Barney!

The nerd of your dreams

Are you a legally blind nerd that would not normally stand a chance in hell of getting sex? Well, through some type of black magic, AmericanSingles.com is able to find Rosie Perez look-alikes to clamp their legs around your shoulders and go crazy.

Killer Terillian Devilbeasts

Do you think this pair of little black baby goats is cute? It just goes to show you how naive you are. These are not baby goats. They are full grown Terillian Devilbeasts, from outer space, one of the most dangerous species in the cosmos. Devilbeasts will literally rip your lungs out through your left nostril if you so much as look at them the wrong way. Even if you're nice to them and treat them with respect, you'd be lucky to survive with all your limbs in tact. So you better watch out! It ain't no goddamn petting zoo in outer space.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Man from another planet

Don't be fooled by this man's monkey-like features, or the fact that he appears to be hanging onto a branch. This happens to be a Bontangian Woolerbee, a member of one of the most advanced extra-terrestrial species in the cosmos. When earthlings were first learning how to make fire, Woolerbees were using advanced particle physics to project themselves to other dimensions. This particular Woolerbee happens to have two doctorates in theoretical physics, one in medicine, and an honorary degree in Andromeda Literture from Andromeda Galexy University.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Pig from another planet

Pork Chop (shown below) is a dairy pig from planet Neptar. This might seem odd and even disgusting to you, but for practically everyone else in the cosmos, the thought of drinking milk from a cow is positively revolting.

Space Bird

A strange bird from outer space, performing in a galaxy-wide dance competition.

Relax granola crunchers

Don't wig. It's just steam! Really. The nuclear power industry should consider putting all that steam to good use, such as steaming some nice delicious glow-in-the-dark hot dogs.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

John Trubee rants against "Enterntainment"

I am too diseased to enjoy most entertainment anymore.

I used to like THE OUTER LIMITS as a kid but I bought some episodes at the local video store--and now it all looks like a bunch of silly hocum bullshit: an amorphous monster from another dimension somehow enters ours, threatens and kills people, then is ultimately destroyed by the bewildered scientists or by some hero or by circumstances. A stentorian narrator voices over some pseudo-profundity, some fake philosophical malarkey--and we're all supposed to buy it as some insight to the "human condition" or some enlightenment to our lives. In the meantime I have just wasted an hour of my life.

Entertainment? No--bullshit. I don't have the time or patience to have my time and patience wasted by carny barkers. If this makes me a Byronian grump, so be it.

Feh! Feh! Feh!

And the Grammys? Remember all those kids you hated in junior high school? Remember how they all wanted to be in the talent show and ham and mug onstage, little applause whores like Sammy Davis Jr., neurotically needing attention from everyone else? Remember how the votes were fixed--how they were all friends who voted for each other to win their stupid, fake prizes? Remember how you thought they were all pathetic, hammy dipshits?

Now look at the Grammys. And The Oscars. And The Emmys. And the Golden Globes. And The Tonys. Regardless of whoever wins in whatever year for whatever work: how is this information of benefit to my life?

I was over at my pal Carl Franzoni's house the night before last. I was flipping through the TV channels by remote (I do not have cable at my place--thank God). We watched a bit of 'Speed 2' with Sandra Bullock and a shipload of screaming extras on a cruise ship pirated by a creepy mofo played by Wilhem Dafoe. I knew if I watched it all I'd be treated to ages of screaming extras in life vests drenched by splashing water with the camera jiggling at cockeyed angles, that Sandra Bullock would win and Wilhem Dafoe would die--but only after something really bad happened to the ship. Do I really need to see this shit? For what purpose or meaning? What value is this crappy visual information, this alleged "entertainment" to me?

You see how "entertainment" is a waste of our precious time on earth? If you have no goals or nothing to accomplish on this earth, then by all means--jump in the cesspool of entertainment stupidity. It's a wonderful waste of time.

Take a walk around a cemetery every once in a while as I do. Remind yourself that you will soon be there yourself. That'll help focus your mind on what is valuable in life as opposed to what is bullshit. It'll help you can get down and take care of business--and flush all the bullshit out of your life.

Do you really want to waste your life being "entertained" by bullshit?

John Trubee
PO Box 4921
Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"

Copyright (C) John Trubee, 2005

Monday, February 14, 2005

CIA produced Gulf War 1 leaflet translated

Below are images from a CIA Gulf War 1 leaflet, meant to persuade Iraqis to surrender. I have translated the Arabic to English.

Better watch out, Iraqis, or we will take our Stealth Fighters and blow your shit up. Stealth Fighters actually do not do close air support because they have no defensive capability, and rely too heavily on "stealth." But since we're the Central "Intelligence" Agency and consider you to be a bunch of towel-head morons, we thought we could just slip this one by you.



In case you didn't get the message in the first image, we will really, really fuck your shit up. We're not kidding!



You got two choices as we see it. You could either end up a charred, burnt up skeleton, or you could run for your fucking lives.



Again, in case you missed one of the images above, or weren't looking very carefully, we're going to blow you up. And your gas trucks too, so don't even think about fucking with us.



So just surrender. After you surrender, we'll all sit around the campfire, make somemores, and have a few laughs. We promise not to make any insulting camel jokes.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

The Cheerleader in Chief



I respect George W. Bush for being a fascist who is not afraid to reveal his feminine side. You'll never find a photo of Adolph Hitler or Benito Mussolini in a cheerleading outfit, giving three cheers for the home team. This is because these men were too busy acting macho to really appreciate the beauty and freedom of Metrosexuality. They didn't understand that the mass killing and torture of a population does not preclude having and showing a feminine side.

I hope that the fascists of the future will follow Bush's footsteps and take up traditionally feminine activities. I also think that there's nothing wrong with showing cowardice, and that Bush and Cheney should not feel any shame for being draft dodgers. I hope that in the future we will see more cowardly and effeminate killers of innocent babies.

Dickie the Parrot

John, I have finally had time to really read these quotes of yours that I posted on my website. The one that I like the best is this:

"Nobody likes whiners and complainers; thus I have taught myself to automatically parrot 'Great! Great! That's great! in insincere social blandishments in order to avoid being murdered before my time."

--John Trubee


The reason is, THAT IS ME! Whenever someone says, "How ya' doing?, or "How was the movie?" or "How was the flight?" I automatically say GREAT! I don't even think about it. I can have a 104 degree temperature, and be on the verge of vomiting -- and I instinctively say FUCKING GREAT! NEVER FELT BETTER! I just think, the better I say I
am, the less apt they are to probe me and bother me, or have a wig-out and accuse me of being a bitchy-moany complainer. I am literally a parrot: GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT!

People who complain about complaining really have no clue what sickening whining complainers they are themselves.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Nuclear Blast Protection



This image was procured from one of my favorite government websites, ready.gov, where they explain to you how to survive a nuclear attack amongst other ludicrous things. Under the caption of this image they say "Consider if you can get out of the area."

What I don't understand is how, if the blast goes off on "Broadway," as indicated by the map, and you're on Broadway, as indicated by the map, how your vaporized atomic particles are supposed to move your ass off of Broadway, to that street running across from "Main."

I wonder how many thousands of dollars went into this fucking nonsense website, when it could have had at least a fighting chance to do some good in HUD.

Pug Pray-off

President George W. Bush bows his head as Representative J.C. Watts, Jr. (R.-Okla.) leads a prayer to Satan. Both men pray so hard that they get nose bleeds.


Flying Saucer One

Earth Ambassador to the United Galactic Lizard Empire, George W. Bush is seen walking towards Flying Saucer One. Following behind are Bush's staff persons. Like Bush, his staff are wearing human disguises, but are really space lizards who are operating under direct orders of the Imperial Lizard King, George "Gecko" Bush, King of the Space Lizards, and Patriarch of the Bush Reptilian dynasty.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Three Pug Prezs

The two former Republican ex Presidents, Bill "Chubby-Chaser" Clinton and George Herbert Walker "1000 Points of Light" Bush look on as our President and savior, George Walker "Bring it on" Bush signs landmark legislation, easing the burden and suffering of millionaires in the United States.




My e-mail to Yahoo Personals staff, who blocked my personal ad

Please forgive me for that horrible word I used in my Yahoo Personals ad: "Shitloads."

O heavans, I wouldn't want to introduce such foul language to all the children on Yahoo Personals looking for relationships. Awhhh-geez, shucks, that word "shitloads" was a real no-no. A doozy.

I was wondering if you could suggest another word that I could use in place of "shitloads." How about "Mickey-Mouse-loads" or "Donald-Duck-loads". What do you think?

I'm glad that the fortune that you expect me to pay for Personal Ad subscriptions is being put to good use, and that your WORD POLICE are constantly vigilant and on the job 24/7, making sure that my wording is pure and G-rated.

Perhaps for now I stick with Spring Street Networks, who do not police my thought. But when I become a Puritan, Disney-loving type of guy, I'll be sure to pay Yahoo for a subscription.

Thanks Rodrick,

And thanks to all the THOUGHT PATROL at Yahoo Personals!

Moshe Moscovitz


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Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Personals.

Your personals ad profile was not approved because your ad's text
contains a profanity (shitloads).

If you have questions regarding whether or not specific ads are
appropriate in Yahoo! Personals, please refer to the Yahoo! Personals
Guidelines, located at:

http://personals.yahoo.com/info/guidelines.html

Yahoo! reserves the right to remove ads that are in violation of our
Terms of Service or the Yahoo! Personals Guidelines.


Regards,

Rodrick

Yahoo! Customer Care
http://www.yahoo.com/

13062391


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Mail-Id: 1107882325-4931

Name: Moshe Moscovitz

Yahoo! ID: moshe_moscovitz

Personals ID #
Moshe Moscovitz

Subject: Saved Profiles

Problem description: Hi,

My personal ad was rejected,

"Your description, headline or personals
name was not accepted because it is
obscene, profane, vulgar, or contains
too much personal information. Your
profile will not appear on our site or
in search results until its has been
updated and resubmitted."

I'm really puzzled what the obscenity,
profanity, or vulgarity is, especially
in light of the fact that the ad was
previously accepted and I had made only
minor changes. Please help me out.

Do we have your permission to enter your account if we need to
investigate further?
Yes

While Viewing: http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/pers/pers-05.html

Reading is Fundemental

Kids, reading is so important. There's nothing like curling up with a good children's book, especially when your country is in the midst of a terrorist attack.

Uh oh...

Luara: Ahhh, George, I think my Irritable Bowel Syndrome is acting up. I think I'm having a problem ... a big problem.

George: If you think you got it bad, this blasted dog I carry around with me everywhere just shit on me. Just keep smiling, hon.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Quotes by John Trubee

"Behind love's hypocritical mask schemes a monster whose vocation is barfing new life into the world. For what purpose? There is no purpose."
--John Trubee

"God and Satan are hallucinations within the skulls of those who project them out into the world with which to grapple and shift blame as a strategy to evade personal responsibility. True believers resemble psychotic beasts."
--John Trubee

"To refuse to acknowledge the dark side and to always hide pain and disease and death
is to lie about life."
--John Trubee

"Overconfidence and unreflective optimism are borne of inexperience, incuriosity, and a dearth of knowledge. Beware of the strutting men of action."
--John Trubee

"I'd rather speak my mind than win the popularity contest. That popular people are popular implies that they think of nothing provocative to express or that they, like craven weakling ninnies, muffle it in deference to favorable public opinion."
--John Trubee

"It is preferable to have nothing to lose. It encourages you to do colorful and outrageous and provocative things. This is preferable to existing merely as a bland, conformist, mediocre normal terrified of the opinions of others."
--John Trubee

"We are essentially naked against eternity, and time eventually blows us and everything we own to the winds not unlike a passing, indifferent foot crushing an ant colony. Our tortured and incessant clawing after money is laughably meaningless in the face of eternity."
--John Trubee

"The reward for working hard and playing by the rules: they give you permission to exist for another day so that they can continue to steal more time from your life."
--John Trubee

"Nobody likes whiners and complainers; thus I have taught myself to automatically parrot 'Great! Great! That's great!' in insincere social blandishments in order to avoid being murdered before my time."
--John Trubee

"The difference between normal people and me is I possess the ability to remove my blinders to face grim, despairing reality with utter joy and unperturbed confidence. Normal people kill themselves when circumstances and new information force them to countenance reality devoid of socially-induced delusions."
--John Trubee

John Trubee
PO Box 4921
Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
"A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"

Copyright (C) John Trubee, 2005

Monday, February 07, 2005

"Waking Up Angry," by John Trubee

I've noticed that many mornings I awaken angry. Not a full-throttle rage nor a specific upset; rather, the nebulous snit of a resting body that wishes to remain resting, a body that realizes it's tromping a treadmill of meaningless activity just for the money. If you pause to consider that so much of our waking life is monopolized by JUST GETTING MONEY to support our existence, while so many of our wants and needs and goals and dreams are interminably postponed for this endless circle of meaningless activity just to get the money, just to live another day, just to trudge through the meaningless circle yet again innumerable times--if you dwelled upon it too much it'd drive you mad! Our invaluable lifetimes are forever squandered in empty cycles of absurdity.

Get the money to eat to live another day to get the money to eat to live another day to get the money to eat to live another day to...

In the realm of dreams the body/mind continuum considers what it needs and wants; the alarm clock informs us only of what we HAVE to do. It resists, the body resents the clock and the imperative of external expectations, the body dances this eternal circle as if in a zombie's dream.

John Trubee
PO Box 4921
Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
"A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"

Copyright (C) John Trubee, 2005

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Che Guevara: Racist, Homophobe, and Anti-Semite

I just love a good Commie propaganda flick. I am Cuba is one of my favorite movies of all time. This being the case, I was a real sucker for The Motorcycle Diaries, a poignant and beautiful film about Che Guevara's travels through South America on his motorcycle with his friend. The film is based on Che Guevara's written memoir of the same title. The film reeked of propaganda because the Che Guevara character was a saint that stood for moral righteousness. He was more God than man.

What people who want to foster the myth of Che Guevara don't want to tell you -- what the movie does not tell you, is that Che Guevara was a racist, an anti-Semite, and a homophobe. I have selected the least ambiguous quotes from The Motorcycle Diaries -- the book, to illustrate my point. Keep in mind while reading the quotes that Che Guevara was not only a medical doctor, but talked incessantly about the ignorance and petty prejudices of people of all social classes.

Quotes from The Motorcycle Diaries (2003, Ocean Press):

"The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing, have seen their territory invaded by a new kind of slave: the Portuguese." (p. 161) 

"The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations." (p. 161) 

"The episode upset us a little because the poor man, apart from being homosexual and a first-rate bore, had been very nice to us, giving us 10 soles each, bringing our total to 479 for me and 163 1/2 to Alberto." (p. 150)

"The first person we hit on was the mayor, someone called Cohen; we had heard a lot about him, that he was Jewish as far as money was concerned but a good sort." (p. 139)

"The somewhat animal-like concept the indigenous people have of modesty and hygiene means that irrespective of gender or age they do their business by the roadside, the women cleaning themselves with their skirts, the men not bothering at all, and then carry on as before." (p. 116)

By the time Che had written The African Dream he certainly had either changed his bigoted outlook towards blacks or become smart enough to portray himself as someone who did not appear harbor beliefs of racial superiority.

Since the time that I originally posted this, a myriad of ignorant, right-wing assholes, including  neo-nazis, have used these quotes in order to validate backward beliefs that they acquire from exploitative fuckwads like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'rielly, and Adolph Hitler. I have some reason to believe that Bill O'rielly himself used these quotes that I dug up. I didn't post these quotes to support the right-wing asshole agenda. In addition, many of you right-wing assholes have chosen to lift these quotes and not give me credit. Some of you have even altered what I said. Let me take this opportunity to inform you right-wing assholes that you are a bunch of ignorant fucking cocksuckers. And fuck you! And I mean, really, really fuck yourselves.

I wrote this because I just wish that people would stop idolizing Che as if he were some type of God. It was never intended to be right-wing fodder. You pathetic and ignorant right-wing chuckleheads and you motherfucking neo-nazi scum are ignorant fucking losers.

Steal This Book

I was recently looking at a copy of Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book online. I've read the actual book a while back, and every time I read it, I love it. Partly for its revolutionary zeal and partly for how ludicrous parts of the book are.

Here is one of my favorite passages in the book:

"Those ridiculous free introductory or subscription type letters that you get in the mail often have a postage-guaranteed return postcard for your convenience. The next one you get, paste it on a brick and drop it in the mailbox. The company is required by law to pay the postage. You can also get rid of all your garbage this way."

There's been several occasions in my life where I was pissed off enough at an organization, that I've wanted to attach a brick to their postage-guaranteed mailer. The only thing that stopped me was that I wasn't sure if it was still legal. And even if it were legal, you'd still probably have the Postal Inspector hassle you. It's just not worth the trouble, no matter how deserving institutions are of having bricks taped to their postage-guaranteed mailers.

Friday, February 04, 2005

Moshe "Moses" Moscovitz





Moshe "Moses" Moscovitz was born in 1965 to an American mother living at the time in the Falkland Islands, which was, at the time, part of Argentina before the British Royal Navy came in 1982, killed everyone who opposed them, and declared the Falklands part of their petty, crumbling, piss-ant empire.

Moshe is known by many in Central and South America as the "Jewish Che Guevara" because of his revolutionary zeal and the fact that like Che Guevara, Moshe is also from Argentina. In the United States, Moshe is commonly known as the "Scourge of Limbaugh," because of his ruthless verbal assault on the Dittoheaded masses.

George W. Bush
"There is a connection between Moshe Moscovitz and the 9/11 terrorist attacks. We shall stay the course against the enemy which is Moshe, and we shall prevail. Don't think you can misunderestimate me, Mr. Moscovitz!"

Dick Cheney
"Moshe Moscovitz, that rotten cocksuckin' motherfucker piece of shit."

Andy Kaufman
"Moshe Moscovitz is my bastard child."

Elvis Presley
"Moshe Moscovitz is my bastard child."

Rush Limbaugh
"Moshe Moscovitz is nobody's bastard child. He's just a bastard."

Abbie Hoffman
"Moshe Moscovitz stole my book, 'Steal this Book.' The bastard."

The Dalai Lama
"I'm not a violent man, but whenever I hear that Moshe Moscovitz guy, I want to kick his ass so hard, that he'll taste his asshole."

Satan
"I like Moshe Moscovitz. He's a nice guy. I would've treated him like a king in hell. Given him a harem of beautiful women to have sex with for all eternity. But the goddamn son-of-a-bitch just refuses to assist the Republican Party. He's a serious obstruction to the age of darkness I'm trying to bring about on earth, and I just don't know what to do about him. Perhaps he's gay. Maybe if I offer him a harem full of handsome men..."

God
"Many people have asked me whether Moshe is the Messiah. And this I will not tell you. But what I will say is that Moshe is most certainly the King of the Jews. God bless Moshe."

Thursday, February 03, 2005

John Trubee


TalkWarrior.com is proud to have one of the greatest living American rock composers — John Trubee, providing music for Moshe's show, Live from Mt. Sinai.

Musically speaking, John Trubee is the second coming of Christ. (He may even be the second coming of Christ non-musically speaking as well.) If you cannot appreciate the
genius of Trubee's music, than you are either deaf, retarded, or some type of pathetic John Tesh fan.

Don't take our word for it. Please check out Trubee's samples at emusic.com and keep listening to Live from Mt. Sinai for more great Trubee tunes. If you have any Trubee requests, call them in live on Moshe's show, and he will play them.

John Trubee Contact Info:

John Trubee
PO Box 4921
Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Gore Vidal sucks

Message posted on Che's forum:

Gore Vidal, author, historian?

Author maybe. I've never read his 3000 page books, but I've read a play he wrote called "Visit to a Small Planet," which was very popular. The play really, really sucked.

Gore Vidal is not a historian, he's just created this "image" that he is one. I don't know of any academic degrees that Vidal has in history. Perhaps he has some formal education in history, but he sure don't advertise it.

Vidal is a pompous asshole who is in love with himself. He is the left-wing equivalent of William F. Buckley Jr. I'm not sure which man is worse, or which man is more excruciatingly ugly. Buckley is probably worse, but only because his politics are evil.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

On vacation

Dear Bloggolas and Blophiles, and fellow Mosites

I am currently on vacation and will be back at the end of the month.

There will be more news about the next season of the show when I get back.

Stay cool.

Fight the power!

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Two Live from Mt. Sinai's uploaded

Dear Che,

Hi, going away to Florida soon. Will return by end of the month.

I've uploaded 2 shows to Radio4All so that I won't be bothered by uploading a show while I'm away.

The show on 09-06-04 is known as the lost episode, because the original show, done with Riz was probably the best I've ever done was DELETED by fucking Windows media player.

There were further repercussions of this show as well. My ex Internet girlfriend from Whales (who I didn't even realize was listening to my shows) had a fucking shitfit after she heard this particular show, and accused me of being a heinous evil person because I was defending child pornography. But I was actually not fucking defending child pornography, I was defending Pee Wee Herman's right to not have the Federal fucking Government violate his right to privacy.

My ex Internet girlfriend also called me "needy". She's right. I'm needy, but she's "banal". And I'll take "needy" over "banal" any day of the week.

My e-mails to you are now being published in my blog, so if they sound overly theatrical, it is because I'm trying to infuse them with a little drama.

Your code name in my blog is Che.

You are Che!

Tentatively, the new season will be starting on February 27, 2005. Give or take a week.

Moshe

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Take that, you fuckers

Okay, all you pompous, elitist fucks out there on the left, TalkWarrior.com has been added to The Lefty Directory. The word is out: TalkWarrior.com is not going to be ignored by you fuckers indefinitely. You cannot stop the truth any more than you can stop the dawn of a new day.

You're gonna have to reckon with me motherfuckers. One way or another.

I am going to redouble my efforts at promoting the show and renovating the new website. I am tired of you pissant assholes ignoring me. I will not be silenced by the wimps of the left.

Season 2 of the radio show will be back, way ahead of schedule. There will be major changes to this website next month. Stay tuned...

Moshe

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

A woman photographed minutes before the tragedy

Linda Marx (below), was photographed shortly before the incredible weight of her massive eyeglasses caused her nose to tear off.

Doctors at Boston General Hospital tried desperately, for 16 hours, to surgically graft her nose back on, but the crushing weight of her eyeglasses, was just too much...

The future of computer technology...

A woman is seen working with an early prototype of the next generation of computers. A generation so powerful, and so extreme, that the woman must wear special goggles to block the dangerous Gamma-Ray beams emitted from the computer's monitor.


Monday, January 10, 2005

Hey Che!

Hey Che!

It's great to hear from my loyal fans. Actually that should be singular: Fan.

Regarding Riz, oy, that was a bad scene. If you keep listening to the shows you will see a real break-down in our relationship. In one show we were really at each other's throats.

It is likely that I will have surgery to correct a chronic problem with my voice, and that this surgery may conflict with the air dates of Season 2.

I would really like to get Season 2 in before the surgery. For this reason, I am going to try to expedite the renovation of the TalkWarrior.com website. I will try to do this in early February, and get the show rolling again sometime in February. I want to knock out at least 8 shows before the surgery. I'll probably know in another 12 weeks when the surgery will be scheduled.

I don't know how long the surgery will put me out of commission, yet there is a chance that I will not sound the same. I might really sound like shit. I might, God-forbid have a high, girly voice like Riz and be too ashamed to do a radio show. And who knows, the surgeon might fuck up and I won't be able to speak at all. So it's better to get the second season over with as soon as possible.

The doctor said it will leave a scar. And I thought it was funny because I was just watching a lousy Clint Eastwood movie where Clint had a scar from an unsuccessful hanging attempt. And I thought, hummm, it might be kind of cool to have a scar on my neck. I could be really cool and ruggedly handsome like Clint Eastwood.

I am trying to persuade my hairstyling woman, who works for SuperCuts to let me interview her for a show called "Supercuts: The untold story." It will be the show that exposes all the dirt that goes on at Supercuts. It promises to be a shocker. At least a mild shocker. I will even reveal, for the first time, my immense lust for this woman. I tip this Supercuts girl "very" well. Not because I want to fuck her, but because she gives good haircuts. I still think she fucking owes it to me to do one lousy show with me, to anonymously expose what goes on at Supercuts. I will be very, very upset if she refuses to do it.

I think you can learn a lot more about the human condition from interviewing the "common" man/woman than a famous person. I have asked a number of common people to let me interview them, and so far, everyone has been a chickenshit asshole. But I'm really, really counting on that Supercuts girl to cut me a little slack.

BTW, I'm including this letter to you in my blog. Why let good fodder go to waste? I am changing your name to Che to protect your anonymity. I just love that name Che.

Moshe

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Ann Coulter having a power drink

When Ann Coulter was asked by reporters how she keeps up her lean, anorexic physique, she stated, "Urine. I drink a tall glass of my own urine each morning. Urine is not only delicious, but a renewable resource."

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

What happened to the show?

Hi, Dickie here.

Can't sleep for shit. Took a Valium and am hoping that will do the trick. As long as I'm waiting for the Valium to kick, I might as well talk about what happened to the show, as I've been meaning to do that for a while.

Well, it's been suspended, and will resume on May 15, 2005. Moshe decided that his time was better spent improving this website and marketing the show. What is the use of doing a show, if nobody is there to listen?

So far, the suspension of the show has proven to be a wise move, as we're getting more listeners now than we ever did when we put out a show every week. That's because we've moved TalkWarrior to a separate server, rather than having it hosted on blogspot.

Although the show has been suspended, we are uploading the first 20 show that we've done, to http://radio4all.net. We are uploading a show each weekend, in chronological order from the beginning.

Season 2 of Live from Mt. Sinai will have a radically different format. We will probably introduce a 1-800 number to induce people to call. Also we will no longer be broadcasting live, although we will continue to do the show live and offer people the ability to call in. I know it sounds crazy, but we're trying to work within a budget. There is no reason to piss good money on live streaming if nobody is calling in and you tightwad cheapo bastards can't donate a lousy buck. Do you know how many times is Moshe's childhood he has been called cheap because of his religion? Well, you bastard gentiles are more cheap than 10 of the tightwadiest cheapest Jews alive. You gentiles disgust both me and Moshe.

Season 2 will feature 8 consecutive shows.

This website will continue to be updated. I'm thinking of having a Dickie Richards blog that is separate from the radio show's blog. Maybe even Moshe can have his own blog too.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Tell me more

Colonel, you must tell me more about all the Iraqis you've been killing. It's better jerk-off fodder than porn.

Gimmie a bat. I'll chew his fuckin' head off!

Tom Delay meets vets

Veteran : Majority Leader DeLay, I think you have some welfare mother stuck in your teeth.

DeLay: No, actually it is a workfare mother, not a welfare mother that's lodged in my pearly whites. And I must say, she was delicious.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Moshe can at least face his God. Can you?

Hello Moshe

We will cancel your account as requested at the end of your paid billing cycle, 1-24-2005. Your services will still be available to you until that date, then your account will automatically close and you will no longer be billed. We're sorry to see you go and hope you've enjoyed our service.


Regards,
Live365 Team


Original Message Follows:
------------------------
From: "Moshe Moscovitz" <>
Subject: Cancellation notice (username: talkwarrior)
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:57:16 -0500

Earlier this month I stated to you that if you did not stop running military recruitment ads on your site that I would terminate my account with you by the end of the year. You sent me no response indicating that you were willing to comply with my wishes.

Accordingly, I am terminating my account with Live365, effective immediately. If there is any other steps I must take to terminate my account with you, please let me know. Otherwise, please send acknowledgement that the account has been terminated.



Username: talkwarrior



Moshe Moscovitz

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Show summary: 12-26-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 8

Final show of Season 1, and final show broadcast on Live365. Moshe chastises the wimps and Live365, who were against the war yet unwilling to take a hard-line stand against Live365 and refuse to pay their rent. Moshe also chastises the small group of elitists who dominate left-wing media and worship appeasement and nice manners.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

A Barney even worse than the purple one

While our lads are being chopped up into messy corpses in Iraq, a central feature of WhiteHouse.gov has been Barney the white house dog. You might have seen Barney before, being carried off Air Force One by Bush like an infant.


At least three films have been made about Barney so far. Here's one of them. It's really, really bad.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/2004/barneycam004.v.html

Here's the Barney section of website

http://www.whitehouse.gov/barney

I'd like to know who is paying for this.

Bye sheep, bye live

A number of people on this board have been bitching and moaning about the military recruitment ads that Live365 displays on this website like some kinda propagating bacterial outgrowth.

These bitchy moany sissies have protested these ads by terminating or curtailing their broadcasting.

I, on the other hand have decided to act like a MAN, and put my buttocks on the line and refuse to pay Live365's rent if they don't snuff the fascist ads by the end of the year.

For all you bitching and moaning sissies out there who hate the evil occupation in Iraq, but don't want to give up your pathetic little radio stations -- all I can say is that you are the trail of slime left by slugs emerging from a festering sewer hole. You want your cake and you want to eat it too.

You make me sick, sissies. You are worse than Live365! You're even worse than the fascist US Government. At least the fascists have gonads. At least they're willing to fight for a cause, even if that cause is evil. You are nothing but useless cowardly sheep.

Because you sissies refused to join me in a revolt that has teeth in it, Live365 will probably not capitulate to my demands. Accordingly, I will cancel my station, TalkWarrior.com, on Live365 by the end of this year.

For those of you who are interested, my show, "Live from Mt. Sinai," will continue to broadcast each week, and you can catch it at:

http://talkwarrior.com


"HE WHO GOES TO WAR SHOULD BE PREPARED TO DIE"

--Moshe Gai

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Show summary: 12-19-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 7

Moshe talks about Judith Curren, Dr. Jack Kevorkian's 35th assisted suicide victim. Moshe had known poor Judy from the time he spent with her in a mental hospital. Moshe talks about his memory of Judy and attempts to poke a hole in the myth that Kevorkian's cause was righteous. Judy was a depressed woman who was not terminally ill. Like most of Kevorkian's victims, Judy was a woman, and was especially easy prey for Kevorkian, anxious to claim new bodies for his moral crusade.

Moshe also talks about what appears to be the racist refusal to honor W.E.B. DuBois' memory by naming a school after him in Massachusetts.

Saturday, December 18, 2004

My dubious attempts to get others not to act like chickenshits

Lee,

Let me first say that it is much easier for me to pass judgment on your plans to oppose Live365's passive support of the illegal and immoral occupation of Iraq. This is because my station hardly gets any listeners, nor is it really acquiring new listeners. Dropping Live365 would probably hurt you a lot more than it is going to hurt me.

Having said that, I really must be candid with you and let you know that your threat of terminating broadcasting has no teeth in it. If a threat is to be made, it must be something that actually can hurt Live365. If you terminate broadcasting, you are still paying Live365 their rent. And if they happen to lose subscribers they will not make the connection that it is a result of your termination of broadcasting, as it could be a number of variables.

You have power over Live365. You pay their rent. And that is the only power you have to exercise. Stopping broadcasting is not going to sway Live365. The only thing that will sway Live365 is the threat of monetary loss. This threat must be made, and it cannot be bluff.

Regardless of what anyone else does, I am going to keep my word to Live365. I'm going to cancel by the end of the year if they don't stop with the military ads. I am disappointed that you are not joining me in my protest, for my protest really only has teeth if other people are willing to also put their asses on the line.

It is your choice, Lee. You have more to lose than I do, but you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Either you're willing to risk losing your station or you're willing to support the war effort. There's really no middle ground. No good can come out of a bargain with the devil.

Morally speaking, I cannot live with myself and pay the bloodsuckers at Live365 to recruit poor, ignorant soldiers to kill Iraqis and take their freedom away. But again, it is easier for me to preach to you because you have more to lose than I do.

Now is the time to act! I have sent my notice to Live365. If they see other people doing the same, it may persuade them. It really is not a big deal for Live365 to abort the US Army Recruitment advertising campaign. They probably get the ad from an advertising Bureau, and can easily select another advertiser.

You have created, Lee, a real opportunity to do something to oppose the evil occupation of Iraq. We can actually do something -- even if that something is infinitesimally small in the grand scheme of things. We have power to create positive change, but we cannot exercise this power without risk. If we keep going down the road of passively putting up with all the evil shit that Corporations and my Government imposes upon people, it's only going to get worse. Please join me, Lee, and refuse to support this evil occupation.

Moshe

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Ultimatum to Live365.com

I am a Premium Broadcaster with Live365.com. My station's name is TalkWarrior.com.

Recently it has come to my attention that Live365 displays ads sponsored by the United Army on its website. I find this particularly disturbing because the United States Armed Forces are now engaged in an illegal occupation of Iraq. I feel that so long as the American occupation of Iraq continues, any attempt to support the recruitment efforts of the United States Armed Forces is inappropriate and unacceptable.

I can no longer continue to pay Live365 to broadcast my station unless Live365 withdraws all advertising sponsored by the United States Army and any other branch of the United States Armed Forces from its website.

Unless Live365 aborts carrying military advertising by the end of the year, or provides me with a time frame when this would be possible, I regretfully must cancel my account with Live365.

I hope that I can continue to do business with Live365 and wish you happy holidays.

Sincerely,

Moshe Moscovitz

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Yet another Live365 forum rant

I have pop-up blocking so I was unaware of these recruitment ads.

My station is in the U.S., and I take pretty strong offense to Live365's contribution to MY neo-fascist government's evil and illegal conquest and occupation of Iraq.

It is bad enough that I have to pay $20.00 a month to bombard my listeners with obnoxious ads. It's even worse that I'm paying to support the killing and maiming of innocent babies in Iraq so that my sissy Cheerleader President can overcome his sexual identity crisis.

Sissy in Chief


I'm seriously thinking of dropping my account with Live365 as well because of these recruitment ads.

And another thing. What is this dung? I can't use a profanity without it coming out as "moomoo." Live365's got a bad, bad attitude. Live365 is run by true students of Stalin.

Ann Coulter modeling for the bondage magazine, "Whips, Leather, and Kink"




FCC Commissioner Jonathan S. Adelstein denounces breasts

FCC Commissioner Jonathan S. Adelstein (center) is shown with renown gay pirate — Gay Pirate Bob (left), and the winner of the Emma Peel look-alike contest, Birdette Brain (right).

Adelstein told reporters:

"What we need on television these days is less breasts and more gay pirates."

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Show summary: 12-12-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 7

Moshe had on special guest Shawn, and they talked about radio, the evil right-wing, corporate controlled media, the God praising bastard at Shaws, and the Jackie Chan rip-off.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Show summary: 12-05-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 4

Moshe talked about the fascist fucks at The Project for the New American Century.

Monday, November 29, 2004

I'm not a sex offender!

Just because I look like I should be listed in the National Sex Offender Registry, it doesn't make me a sex offender. I happen to have a good, well-paying job at the FCC, stripping people of their 1st Amendment Rights. In fact, I'm FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps. So don't even fuck with me, unless you happen to be into watching Sesame Street, and are really, really young, and really, really cute, and have an affinity for pig tails.


Bio Hazard Guy

That's an aerosol can spraying shit into the air with nobody around. I'm vomiting and bleeding profusely from all my orifices ... humm ... I better stand around and think about this for a little while longer.


Perhaps I'm being infected by WMD. I betcha it was planted there by Osama and Saddam. Most people would probably run for their lives, but I'm just gonna walk away.


I better put this on to protect me from the terrorists and all their evil WMD. If only I had a girlfriend ... she could play nursey.


Images courtesy of Ready.gov. Thanks for keeping us alert to the terrorist threat, and spending our tax dollars so wisely.

Show summary: 11-28-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 8

Moshe had on Dr. Leakey (a.k.a. his sister)

Topics discussed:


  • Moshe's horror at finding a hair in his mom's turkey during Thanksgiving

  • Moshe's mom's anti-Moslem hate e-mail

  • Republican's attempt to fuck the American worker by saturating the job market with foreign labor

  • The tragedy of Paul Wellstone's death, and the death of liberalism



Show News:

Moshe is now uploading his shows to radio4all.net in hopes to get some syndicators. Big thanks to upstartradio.com for the tip!

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Evil, troll-like beast spotted in Washington D.C.

Moshe Moscovitz, who spotted and photographed this troll-like beast, told reporters:

"I don't know if this thing is an actual troll, or from outta-space. What I do know is that whatever this God-forsaken thing is, it's evil. Real evil."

Show summary: 11-21-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 7

This was certainly one of the strangest shows Moshe's ever done. Moshe actually read from the bible. I cannot believe I'm actually writing this too. Moshe says that he plans to make bible reading a staple on the show. Moshe was uncharacteristically smooth, despite the fact that he stumbled through the "Election Hack" topic.

Topics Discussed:


  • Moshe berates JesusLand for supporting the occupation of Iraq. Talks about malnutrition of Iraqi children

  • Moshe's chickenshit news fodder suppler

  • Moshe reads from the Bible. Exodus 7:14 - 7:17

  • Moshe discloses listener stats. Results are startling: The vast majority of his listeners come from JesusLand

  • Moshe debunks the "Election Hack," but seriously questions the legitimacy of the 2004 elections.

Godspeed!

Nope, we didn't find any WMD yet, but I assure you, soldier, it's out there somewhere, and we're gonna find it. In the mean time, let me pin this metal on you, and give you an autographed copy of my book. I've never been in the military before, but I'm sure it's a real bitch getting your arm blown off -- especially your right arm. I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't able to jerk off to pictures of dead Iraqi babies.

President Bush Nominates Margaret Spellings as Secretary of Education


Bush said privately after appointing Margaret Spellings, "I'd definitely fuck her. I betcha she could suck my Texas long horn dry. And with a name like Spellings, there's no doubt she could spell up a storm. This woman's made for education. And fucking."

Powell admiring Vladmir Putin's tight buttock

"This guy has the tightest ass East of Kiev," said Secretary of State Colin Powell as he pointed to President Vladimir Putin's ass.

I protect America against the evils of breasts!


Hi, my name is Michael K. Powell, and I'm not just a nerdy, fat asshole. I'm Chairman of the FCC. My last name is probably familiar to you. My daddy happens to be Colin Powell, former Secretary of State. But I assure you, it's not nepotism. I work hard to piss on the first amendment. And I'm succeeding! When that Janet Jackson woman showed her horrifying breast on national TV, I nearly went into convulsions, because the site of a naked woman horrifies me! (Although I wouldn't pass up a nice sleek penis -- between you and me).

If you don't mind, I have to take a shit and wipe my ass with the constitution. But first, perhaps I'll have some more of this delicious cheesecake...

Saturday, November 20, 2004

American Storm Trooper dedicates his baby killing to Michael Weiner (a.k.a. Michael Savage)


Show summary: 11-14-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 7

Topics Discussed:



  • Dr. Neil Clark (Above): Creepy old guy from eharmony.com

  • Michael Weiner (a.k.a. Michael Savage): The truth behind the lie



Thursday, November 18, 2004

Show summary: 11-07-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 5

Contrary to my rating, this turned out to be the most popular show ever, by a longshot. Moshe was audibly depressed by the Republican victory. He had no real agenda for the show, and basically stumbled through a three prong attack against:


  1. The motherfucker assholes who voted for Bush

  2. The left-wing conspiracy to ignore Moshe and condemn its fate to the serpentine fangs of the Republicans

  3. Moshe's listener's who do not support Moshe



Moshe threatened to pull the plug on the show by the end of the year if not one of his asshole listeners donated a dollar, gave a link to his show, or called in. One listener answered the call and saved the show.

The disappearing show wrap up

Customarily, a summery of each show was done after each show. It was done more out of archival purposes than for the benefit of the tit-mouse size population of people that read this website. No wrap-up was done on the show after the election, since it was felt that the plug was going to be pulled on the show, so what was the point...

I have decided to resume summarizing each show. Again, it is more for archival purposes than for your benefit. I'm also going to rate each show. This is for our benefit, in case we want to submit demos of our better broadcasts to potential stations that may be interested in syndicating the show. As dubious as syndication sounds, we're going to try...

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Live from Mt. Sinai gets reprieve

The symbolic donation of $1.00 from the only non-asshole fan of the show, bought the show another year of programming. Moshe and I were serious about killing the show by the end of the year if you assholes didn't show your support.

An even better way of showing your support is to put a link on your website to TalkWarrior.com

Moshe and I are thinking about plugging the show next year to a bunch of radio stations. We'd most like to get syndicated by RadioPower.org, but we realize that this is quite dubious, being that the left is so bent against Moshe's new ideas.

I plan on redesigning the site to make it look more professional before we attempt to go after a syndication deal. I might possibly even be able to get an advertising contract with a local software company.

Whatever happens, Moshe plans to continue the show up until at least the end of 2005.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Bush, two-termer and convicted criminal

At age 30, Bush was busy endangering the lives of children with his car. Now he bombs them to bits with remote guided missiles. God Bless You Amerika!

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Listen up fuckers

I'm getting tired of running this blog without support from you assholes, and Moshe is equally tired of doing his show without your support.

Moshe threatened that if none of the following conditions is met by the end of the year, he will pull the plug on the show, and he means it!

  • We need at least 1 person to donate 1 dollar. You can do this by clicking the "Make a Donation" button above

  • Buy one work from Ed Guevara

  • We need at least 1 person to post a link to our site from their site

  • We need at least one live caller. The live show is done on Sunday at 12:00 noon (Pacific Time). The phone number is #415-738-0689


I don't see the point in doing show wrap-ups anymore until you cocksuckers are willing to show a little support.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

The dawn of darkness

A group of young Satanists celebrating the anointing of the Dark Prince. Later on they hunted down a homeless man and ate him for dinner.