Bio Hazard Guy

That's an aerosol can spraying shit into the air with nobody around. I'm vomiting and bleeding profusely from all my orifices ... humm ... I better stand around and think about this for a little while longer.


Perhaps I'm being infected by WMD. I betcha it was planted there by Osama and Saddam. Most people would probably run for their lives, but I'm just gonna walk away.


I better put this on to protect me from the terrorists and all their evil WMD. If only I had a girlfriend ... she could play nursey.


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