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Saturday, February 12, 2005

The Cheerleader in Chief



I respect George W. Bush for being a fascist who is not afraid to reveal his feminine side. You'll never find a photo of Adolph Hitler or Benito Mussolini in a cheerleading outfit, giving three cheers for the home team. This is because these men were too busy acting macho to really appreciate the beauty and freedom of Metrosexuality. They didn't understand that the mass killing and torture of a population does not preclude having and showing a feminine side.

I hope that the fascists of the future will follow Bush's footsteps and take up traditionally feminine activities. I also think that there's nothing wrong with showing cowardice, and that Bush and Cheney should not feel any shame for being draft dodgers. I hope that in the future we will see more cowardly and effeminate killers of innocent babies.

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