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Sunday, February 20, 2005

Killer Terillian Devilbeasts

Do you think this pair of little black baby goats is cute? It just goes to show you how naive you are. These are not baby goats. They are full grown Terillian Devilbeasts, from outer space, one of the most dangerous species in the cosmos. Devilbeasts will literally rip your lungs out through your left nostril if you so much as look at them the wrong way. Even if you're nice to them and treat them with respect, you'd be lucky to survive with all your limbs in tact. So you better watch out! It ain't no goddamn petting zoo in outer space.

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