Moshe and I would like to extend a big thank you to our beloved Boston Red Sox for bringing home the world championship. We still cannot believe the Red Sox won. It seems to defy the known laws of the universe. Losers cannot win. It defies the natural order. If the Red Sox win, shit, the next thing that could happen is that Moshe actually gets a caller. Sky's the limit.
Also, Moshe and I would like to thank the Boston Police for not shooting any additional people in the head and killing them during the victory celebration.
Thanks, Boston PD. You fuckers!
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