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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Hot and bald



All the armchair shrinks are out there saying that a bald Britney is crying for help. But do these whiny mofos ever stop to look at Britney without her hair? Britney is one hot baldy! Look how cute she looks. She's like a cute fuckin' explosion. She looks much better without her hair because being bald makes her big cute baby eyes even more pronounced.

You anti-bald Britney Spears bashers are just plain blind or completely lacking in the knowledge of female beauty. Fuck all of you anti-Britneys!

I say Britney Spears isn't making a cry for help. I say she's making a fuckin' fashion statement!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Screwed by Compustar

This is the story of being really screwed by a computer repair shop called Compustar.

Compustar Inc.
www.compustarpc.com
565 Moody St.
Waltham, MA 02453
781-642-6622

Note that the website for Compustar is compustarpc.com, not compustar.com.

I fried an Asus K8V SE motherboard installing a PC3200 DDR-400 DIMM into the third memory slot. This was not a "recommended" memory configuration according to the Asus manual. Asus does mention some problems which might result if you don't go with the recommended settings, but nothing about physically damaging the motherboard. It is not clear if that is why the motherboard fried. The reason will probably remain an elusive mystery to me. After being screwed by large computer companies like Gateway and small, generic computer stores alike, I started assembling my own computers and doing repairs myself. However, since I was going away in 3 days, I was in a mad rush to get the motherboard replaced so that I could access my data. I decided to bite the bullet and risk bringing it to a repair shop called Compustar. Compustar has 2 shops. I brought it to the one in Waltham, MA.

At the store, I spoke to a guy named David. This is probably the David Chang listed on the Compustarpc.com website as a co-owner. I left the computer with him. He called me a short while later and said that he could install a similar Asus 754 Socket motherboard for about $195.00. He said it would be under $200.00. I looked up the motherboard. It cost around $80.00. Even though he was charging me $115.00 in labor for replacing a motherboard, something he could probably do blindfolded in 20 minutes, and, even though he told me it would take 2 entire days to order the motherboard, I told him to go ahead a do it, as I was desperate and just wanted the problem dealt with.
By 4:00 o'clock, 2 days later, there is no word from David. I call David. David tells me he's having a problem obtaining the motherboard and that he will get back to me. At 5:30 he still hasn't called me. I decide to rush over to the store in hopes of getting my computer back before he closes.

At the store David makes some more calls and tells me he cannot obtain the motherboard but says he can get me another similar motherboard in one day. I say that I want to look at the specs of the motherboard, but if they are alright, I will agree to this if he puts it in writing that he will replace the motherboard in one day. After a huge amount of resistance on David's part, where he says, "what are you gonna do, sue me?" David says he will put this in writing.

I check out the specs for the motherboard at his shop, online. The incompetent fucking idiot had chosen a motherboard for the wrong socket set. David goes back on the phone to look for another motherboard, but eventually concedes that he cannot find a suitable replacement motherboard. I tell him that I am going to take my motherboard back.

David tells me that he will be charging me a $45.00 diagnostic fee. At no point had David informed me about any fee. He had also failed to live up to the terms of our verbal agreement. I am not a lawyer, but this charge was probably illegal. And if it was not illegal, it was certainly unethical. I did not put up any argument though, because I feared that he might try to sabotage my computer, as I knew it was in pieces in the back room.

David reassembled my computer in the back room, came back with it, and asked for my credit card. Had the slimy goddamn son-of-a-bitch not tried to solicit me to come back after royally fucking me up my ass by not doing the work, and on top of that, charging me for NOTHING, I would have just paid and walked out the door. But you see, David thought if I needed more help, I might be ignorant enough to come back to him. I don't like to get into arguments with sleazy merchants, but I did have a wiggy. David kept displacing blame on the distributer, telling me it was not his fault. And I just hate that kind of mickey mouse bullshit. I'm not a moron. I don't like being treated like one. HE made the fuck up, NOT the distributer. HE failed to live up to the terms of our verbal agreement, and I was completely fucked because now I didn't have time to order a motherboard and do it myself. It was HIS fucking problem. He had to accept responsibility for it and not charge me for doing absolutely NOTHING. He got wiggy too, he wanted to argue with me. We weren't swearing at each other, but it got really heated. I had to ask him at one point to stop arguing with me and give me the bill so that I could sign it and get the hell out of there.

I have not decided at this point whether I will file a report with the BBB or protest the credit card charge. While David or one of his cronies is free to respond to my charges on this blog, I just want to warn that my blog is not an appropriate place for a counter-response. If you want to counter-respond, do it on your own goddamn website. If anyone contaminates my blog with a counter-response, I will post this blog post as an Alexa review. You don't want that Compustar, I assure you. So a few words of wisdom: DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

While not all small computer shops are corrupt, enough are so that, even if you are bad with mechanical devices as I am, it still pays to build and repair your own computer, if you cannot afford a pre-assembled computer from a large company. Even some large computer companies such as Gateway, are sleazy, incompetent, and deliver a shit product. You will not be able to diagnose problems like the professionals because you don't have the equipment, however I have found that despite the wasted money and time you will have to put into computer assembly and repairs because of inexperience and lack of diagnostic equipment, it still doesn't pay to bring it to a so-called professional. If you must bring it to a professional, WALK AWAY IF THERE IS ANY RESISTANCE WHATSOEVER TOWARDS PUTTING THE TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT IN WRITING. Don't be an idiot like me and trust that someone will live up to the terms of a verbal contact. For an honorable business, it should be standard practice to put things in writing.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Dickie Richards: Suicide



Notes on suicide:

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Friday, December 29, 2006

Saddam "sharp dresser" Hussein

Saddam Hussein is scheduled to be hung this weekend. Today, he was awarded "Best Dressed Man on Death Row" by GQ magazine. Saddam told reporters in a final interview that although he was unsuccessful in his attempt to unify the former British protectorate of Kuwait and repel the American imperialists, he was one "sharp dressing son-of-bitch."

Friday, November 17, 2006

Fanged Liberal Man Hater

Liberal men everywhere who enjoy receiving safe and painless fellatio, breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday when a woman with baboon like fangs announced that she was giving up dating liberal guys.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

TalkPissAnt

Notice the "From:" field of the e-mail below. Maybe good ol' "John J" could start me up in his home-based-business opportunity so that I can be a winner like him...


From: Work From Home workfromhome@stopworking.net 3:37 pm
To: [ME]
Date: Nov 16, 2006 3:37 PM
Subject: Warrior

Just wondering why you are called talk warrior...you seem like a
whiny little boy who didn't get enough attention growing up and
makes his way on earth tearing people down.

Why don't you go live in another country if this is so bad???
I'm sure you wouldn't have the balls to do that
though..warrior...pshah you embarrass the word...how about TalkPissAnt
Small thinking b.s. For the smaller minded..


John Warner Johnston
a.k.a. "John J"

Rudy Giuliani emulating his master

Rudy Giuliani is seen here trying to emulate his idol, Adolph Hitler. Notice the raised hands and the small of mouths of these men. This is the result of a genetic abnormality which causes the person to become a real asshole.


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Pelosi Face Melt Off

Half of Nancy Pelosi's face melted off during a speech yesterday, revealing that she is the android creation of ETs from a much more advanced and civilized galaxy.

Long live the reign of the space android Pelosi!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Bush sings

Bush singing "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Dickie Richards: Dickie's Kids



Dickie asks you to support Dickie's Kids:

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Dickie Richards: Skype



Dickie talks about how Skype sounds like an STD:

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Dickie Richards: A Cock Like a Boa



Dickie seeks a Russell Crowe sized penis:

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Dickie Richards: Homeopathic



Dickie sells videos for making homeopathic drugs:

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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Dickie Richards: Philippe the Great Heterosexual Hairdresser



A message sponsored by The Organization of Heterosexual Professionals Who Are Unfairly Thought of as Being Gay:

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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Dickie Richards: Canadian Goose



Dickie Richards gives a Canadian who's invading his country a piece of his mind:

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Bastard Brood of Che: #8: Sir Paul McJerkney



TITLE: Bastard Brood of Che: #8: Sir Paul McJerkney

DESCRIPTION:

Sir Paul McCartney is exposed as the bellicose, imperialism promoting pig that he is. Special appearances from Moshe's favorite fascist -- Jay Severin, Moshe's mother, Dickie Richards, Shawn Lennon, and Dave "Payola" Riley of The Blather. Fun for the entire family. Bring the kids!


Direct Download URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-008.mp3

Podcast URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss

Broadcast Quality

Size: 27 MB

Running Time: 29.30


CONTENT CREDITS:

Shrubby
Jay Severin - "Jay Severin Has Issues"
Moshe "Moses" Moscovitz
Moshe's Mother
Benito Mussolini
Dickie Richards - "Canadian Goose"
Shawn Lennon
Mohammed Ali
Dave Riley - "The Blather #14"
http://ratbagradio.blogspot.com/2006/03/blather-14-at-anti-war-rally.html
Dickie Richards - "Mike's Monkey Ranch"
Ann Polette Pot - "Slander Is Us"
Bayer Pharmaceuticals Corporation

MUSIC CREDITS:

"Here, There And Everywhere" by Lennon/McCartney

"All the Flowers" by Dan Wilson (Hellebore Shew)
http://epistaxis.stodge.org
http://resonancefm.com

"You're Mined" by Wall Street Traitors
http://wallstreettraitors.uni.cc

"Stayin' Alive" by BeeGees

"Youria Youria" by Wall Street Traitors
http://wallstreettraitors.uni.cc


SPECIAL THANKS:

Dave Riley

http://ratbagradio.blogspot.com/2006/03/blather-14-at-anti-war-rally.html


To Marxists.org for providing the Communist Manifesto:

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/manifest.pdf



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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Dickie Richards: The Real Karate Kid



Dickie Richards demonstrates how he was screwed out of the role of The Karate Kid:

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Monday, May 01, 2006

Bastard Brood of Che: #7: May Day 2006 Celebration



TITLE: Bastard Brood of Che: #7: May Day 2006 Celebration

DESCRIPTION:

As part of the May Day festivities, Moshe changes his name to reflect his new revolutionary identity.


Direct Download URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-7-pq.mp3

Podcast URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss

Broadcast Quality

Size: 27 MB

Running Time: 29.30


CONTENT CREDITS:

Adolph Hitler
Alberto R. Gonzales
Ann Polette Pot - "Slander Is Us"
Ernesto Swaggart -- Outtake
Fidel Castro -- Eulogy for Che Guevara
Jay Severin -- "Jay Severin Has Issues"
Laura Ingraham -- "The Laura Ingraham Show"
Lenny Bruce Without Tears, 1971
Scooter -- Phone conversation (http://acksisofevil.org)
Shawn Lennon -- Phone conversation (http://upstartradio.com)
Shrubby


MUSIC CREDITS:

"The Internationale," by Mark Blitzstein & The New Singers (recorded around 1933)

"The Internationale," recorded by anonymous artists in 2005 for presidential campaign of Stanisław Tymiński

"Technotic Trip" by Thorsten Wilms
URL: http://www.archive.org/details/s3_15_technotic_trip
Creative Commons license: Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/)
Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike

"You're Mined" by Wall Street Traitors

"Youria Youria" by Wall Street Traitors


SPECIAL THANKS:

To this guy for providing this great web page with versions of "The Internationale" from all over the world:

http://www.hymn.ru/internationale/index-en.html


To Marxists.org for providing the Communist Manifesto:

http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/manifest.pdf



PRODUCED BY:

TalkWarrior.com


BROADCAST RESTRICTIONS:

May be BROADCASTED FREELY BY NON-COMMERCIAL ENTITIES ONLY. May not be modified without the express written consent of TalkWarrior.com

Copyright (C) 2006 TalkWarrior.com

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Dickie Richards: Comedy Felon



Dickie warns the public about a dangerous comedy felon:

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Friday, March 31, 2006

Bastard Brood of Che: #6: Disinformation



TITLE: Bastard Brood of Che #6: Disinformation

DESCRIPTION:

In response to PC Nazi accusations that Moshe's show last month was racist, Moshe plays the most un-PC Lenny Bruce bit that he could find. Moshe exposes one of the many lies in Bush's State of the Union address. Moshe plays a mean-ass Jay Severin mix and a brilliant C-SPAN caller pretending to be a redneck.


Direct Download URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-6-pq.mp3

Podcast URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss

Broadcast Quality

Size: 27 MB

Running Time: 29.30


CONTENT CREDITS:

C-SPAN/Washington Journal -- Caller
Dickie Richards -- "Che Lube"
DJ Slander Goebbels -- "Slander Is Us"
Ernesto Swaggart -- Phone conversation
History Channel -- Unknown banal show about Nazi weapon technology
Jay Severin -- "Jay Severin Has Issues"
Lenny Bruce -- "Are There Any Niggers Here Tonight?"
Medicare Resource Center/US Federal Government -- Phone conversation
Michael Graham -- 969fmtalk.com promo ad
Moshe's Mother -- Phone conversation
Raymond Lafferty -- Phone conversation
Shawn Lennon -- "Minutemen in Vista, Ca." (http://radio.indymedia.org/news/2006/02/8415.php)
Shawn Lennon -- Phone conversation
Shrubby -- Press conference, probably in India
Shrubby -- 2006 State of the Union Address
Shrubby -- Speech at WTC, ground zero
Walter Mosley -- (Speaking with Harry Belafonte, recorded from C-SPAN)


MUSIC CREDITS:

"You're Mined" by Wall Street Traitors

"Youria Youria" by Wall Street Traitors

"All the Flowers" by Dan Wilson (Hellebore Shew -- see links below)

http://epistaxis.stodge.org

http://resonancefm.com


PRODUCED BY:

TalkWarrior.com and UpstartRadio.com


BROADCAST RESTRICTIONS:

May be BROADCASTED FREELY BY NON-COMMERCIAL ENTITIES ONLY. May not be modified without the express written consent of TalkWarrior.com

Copyright (C) 2006 TalkWarrior.com