I'm not a sex offender!

Just because I look like I should be listed in the National Sex Offender Registry, it doesn't make me a sex offender. I happen to have a good, well-paying job at the FCC, stripping people of their 1st Amendment Rights. In fact, I'm FCC Commissioner Michael J. Copps. So don't even fuck with me, unless you happen to be into watching Sesame Street, and are really, really young, and really, really cute, and have an affinity for pig tails.

Bio Hazard Guy

That's an aerosol can spraying shit into the air with nobody around. I'm vomiting and bleeding profusely from all my orifices ... humm ... I better stand around and think about this for a little while longer.


Perhaps I'm being infected by WMD. I betcha it was planted there by Osama and Saddam. Most people would probably run for their lives, but I'm just gonna walk away.


I better put this on to protect me from the terrorists and all their evil WMD. If only I had a girlfriend ... she could play nursey.


Images courtesy of Ready.gov. Thanks for keeping us alert to the terrorist threat, and spending our tax dollars so wisely.

Show summary: 11-28-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 8

Moshe had on Dr. Leakey (a.k.a. his sister)

Topics discussed:

• Moshe's horror at finding a hair in his mom's turkey during Thanksgiving


• Moshe's mom's anti-Moslem hate e-mail


• Republican's attempt to fuck the American worker by saturating the job market with foreign labor


• The tragedy of Paul Wellstone's death, and the death of liberalism

Show News:

Moshe is now uploading his shows to radio4all.net in hopes to get some syndicators. Big thanks to upstartradio.com for the tip!

Evil, troll-like beast spotted in Washington D.C.

Moshe Moscovitz, who spotted and photographed this troll-like beast, told reporters:

"I don't know if this thing is an actual troll, or from outta-space. What I do know is that whatever this God-forsaken thing is, it's evil. Real evil."

Show summary: 11-21-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 7

This was certainly one of the strangest shows Moshe's ever done. Moshe actually read from the bible. I cannot believe I'm actually writing this too. Moshe says that he plans to make bible reading a staple on the show. Moshe was uncharacteristically smooth, despite the fact that he stumbled through the "Election Hack" topic.

Topics Discussed:

• Moshe berates JesusLand for supporting the occupation of Iraq. Talks about malnutrition of Iraqi children


• Moshe's chickenshit news fodder suppler


• Moshe reads from the Bible. Exodus 7:14 - 7:17


• Moshe discloses listener stats. Results are startling: The vast majority of his listeners come from JesusLand


• Moshe debunks the "Election Hack," but seriously questions the legitimacy of the 2004 elections.

Godspeed!

Nope, we didn't find any WMD yet, but I assure you, soldier, it's out there somewhere, and we're gonna find it. In the mean time, let me pin this metal on you, and give you an autographed copy of my book. I've never been in the military before, but I'm sure it's a real bitch getting your arm blown off -- especially your right arm. I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't able to jerk off to pictures of dead Iraqi babies.

President Bush Nominates Margaret Spellings as Secretary of Education

Bush said privately after appointing Margaret Spellings, "I'd definitely fuck her. I betcha she could suck my Texas long horn dry. And with a name like Spellings, there's no doubt she could spell up a storm. This woman's made for education. And fucking."

Powell admiring Vladmir Putin's tight buttock

"This guy has the tightest ass East of Kiev," said Secretary of State Colin Powell as he pointed to President Vladimir Putin's ass.

I protect America against the evils of breasts!

Hi, my name is Michael K. Powell, and I'm not just a nerdy, fat asshole. I'm Chairman of the FCC. My last name is probably familiar to you. My daddy happens to be Colin Powell, former Secretary of State. But I assure you, it's not nepotism. I work hard to piss on the first amendment. And I'm succeeding! When that Janet Jackson woman showed her horrifying breast on national TV, I nearly went into convulsions, because the site of a naked woman horrifies me! (Although I wouldn't pass up a nice sleek penis -- between you and me).

If you don't mind, I have to take a shit and wipe my ass with the constitution. But first, perhaps I'll have some more of this delicious cheesecake...

American Storm Trooper dedicates his baby killing to Michael Weiner (a.k.a. Michael Savage)

Show summary: 11-14-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 7

Topics Discussed:

• 
  Dr. Neil Clark (Above): Creepy old guy from eharmony.com


• Michael Weiner (a.k.a. Michael Savage): The truth behind the lie

Show summary: 11-07-04

Dickie's Show Rating: 5

Contrary to my rating, this turned out to be the most popular show ever, by a longshot. Moshe was audibly depressed by the Republican victory. He had no real agenda for the show, and basically stumbled through a three prong attack against:

1. The motherfucker assholes who voted for Bush


2. The left-wing conspiracy to ignore Moshe and condemn its fate to the serpentine fangs of the Republicans


3. Moshe's listener's who do not support Moshe

Moshe threatened to pull the plug on the show by the end of the year if not one of his asshole listeners donated a dollar, gave a link to his show, or called in. One listener answered the call and saved the show.

The disappearing show wrap up

Customarily, a summery of each show was done after each show. It was done more out of archival purposes than for the benefit of the tit-mouse size population of people that read this website. No wrap-up was done on the show after the election, since it was felt that the plug was going to be pulled on the show, so what was the point...

I have decided to resume summarizing each show. Again, it is more for archival purposes than for your benefit. I'm also going to rate each show. This is for our benefit, in case we want to submit demos of our better broadcasts to potential stations that may be interested in syndicating the show. As dubious as syndication sounds, we're going to try...

Live from Mt. Sinai gets reprieve

The symbolic donation of $1.00 from the only non-asshole fan of the show, bought the show another year of programming. Moshe and I were serious about killing the show by the end of the year if you assholes didn't show your support.

An even better way of showing your support is to put a link on your website to TalkWarrior.com

Moshe and I are thinking about plugging the show next year to a bunch of radio stations. We'd most like to get syndicated by RadioPower.org, but we realize that this is quite dubious, being that the left is so bent against Moshe's new ideas.

I plan on redesigning the site to make it look more professional before we attempt to go after a syndication deal. I might possibly even be able to get an advertising contract with a local software company.

Whatever happens, Moshe plans to continue the show up until at least the end of 2005.

Bush, two-termer and convicted criminal

At age 30, Bush was busy endangering the lives of children with his car. Now he bombs them to bits with remote guided missiles. God Bless You Amerika!

Listen up fuckers

I'm getting tired of running this blog without support from you assholes, and Moshe is equally tired of doing his show without your support.

Moshe threatened that if none of the following conditions is met by the end of the year, he will pull the plug on the show, and he means it!

• We need at least 1 person to donate 1 dollar. You can do this by clicking the "Make a Donation" button above


• Buy one work from Ed Guevara


• We need at least 1 person to post a link to our site from their site


• We need at least one live caller. The live show is done on Sunday at 12:00 noon (Pacific Time). The phone number is #415-738-0689

I don't see the point in doing show wrap-ups anymore until you cocksuckers are willing to show a little support.

The dawn of darkness

A group of young Satanists celebrating the anointing of the Dark Prince. Later on they hunted down a homeless man and ate him for dinner.

Show wrap-up

This was a special Bush-Basharama show. Moshe encouraged the faithful to get out the vote.

Topics discussed:

• You don't have to recognize a government official if he's not democratically elected
  


• Kerry's chosen path of evil, and why you should vote for him anyway, if you aren't bound by a contractual obligation not to
  


• The failure of the Democratic party, and why voting for Nader does nothing to reverse its rightward trend
  


• The flagrant abuse and exploitation of Government websites for propaganda by the neo-fascist Republicans, and to a lesser extent, the Democrats as well. Moshe threatened to file a Freedom of Information Act to obtain information regarding who his paying for these Government propaganda sites, and to nail anyone to the cross (not literally) who is using taxpayer money to fund these propaganda machines


• Moshe challenges Red Sox pitcher and Republican bastard, Kurt Schilling to a wrestling match


• Bush's killing of a Dove
  


• Moshe reads quote of Arnold Schwarzeneggar's description of gangbanging a woman in Gold's Gym

Remember folks. Get your ass out there and vote. Vote early, and raise hell if the motherfuckers try to take your vote away.

We can't afford to let the forces of evil control our lives.

Hold your nose and vote the ticket!

Thanks Red Sox and thanks Boston Police for not killing any more girls

Moshe and I would like to extend a big thank you to our beloved Boston Red Sox for bringing home the world championship. We still cannot believe the Red Sox won. It seems to defy the known laws of the universe. Losers cannot win. It defies the natural order. If the Red Sox win, shit, the next thing that could happen is that Moshe actually gets a caller. Sky's the limit.

Also, Moshe and I would like to thank the Boston Police for not shooting any additional people in the head and killing them during the victory celebration.

Thanks, Boston PD. You fuckers!

Some fuck-ups with the last show

Okay folks,

I just want to clear up a few things. Moshe is not on drugs. He was really tired after coming home late after watching Game 1 of the World Series at his mother's house, and for some screwy reason he wrote in the intro that it was "Saturday" the "23rd", when in fact it was "Sunday" the 24". The show did in fact air live on Sunday the 24th.

Also, you may have noticed that we have been experiences a technical problem. There is occasional crackling sounds. It is probably a problem with the mic. We are actively looking on ebay for a replacement mic. For the meantime we will use the backup mic, which is pretty fucking uncomfortable, but will do.

Also, what is wrong with you assholes. Last show was one of the best shows Moshe's ever done, and there has yet to be one preset. Are you people retarded?