The Foxwoods casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut now lets me stay at their hotel for free, two nights a week. (The privileges of playing poker.)
View of the MGM Grand from my hotel room in the Hotel Grand Pequot Tower.
This is the only hotel I’ve ever stayed in that I haven’t hated. It was quite fancy, clean, quiet, and everything worked.
Two plump virgin toilet paper rolls – how often do you see that?
In case you need to make a phone call while indulging in all the toilet paper they give you.
That’s brass, baby!
View from hotel room.
Ceramic coffee mugs!
Real glass cups! Was I in hotel heaven or what?
Isn’t it cool how they stack ‘em?
You can buy "The X-Files" on demand for $20.00. I love the "X-Files" ... but wait a minute, that's not Agent Mulder -- and if you look really closely, that's not Agent Scully -- and that's not really the "X-Files" - it's "The Sex Files." What a gyp....
It really makes me nervous that people have watched pornography in the same bed that I'm sleeping in....
Pequot Museum, near the casino; still on the reservation. I loved the crap out of this place!
I spent three hours here and ran out of time; I didn't get to see a lot of the museum. I really, really loved the crap out of this place.
View of casino from the museum tower.
Shadow of museum tower.
Another view from the museum tower.
View from museum tower.
This is one of the few places in the museum where they let me take photos.
Shot off the reservation, coming home; I'm pretty sure that this guy didn't vote for Obama.