Thursday, November 24, 2005
George W. Bush strangles old man to death
President George W. Bush mistaking an award ribbon for a chocker, strangles elderly man to death.
Alan Greenspan receives a crusty award
Recently retired Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan receiving an award from President George W. Bush for being the crustiest, most yoda-like old guy bastard who ever lived.
Monday, November 21, 2005
Spanking children fuels aggression, anxiety
Spanking children fuels aggression, anxiety, the title of a Reuters article, starts with:
By Megan Rauscher Mon Nov 21,11:42 AM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Children who are spanked when they misbehave are more likely to be anxious and aggressive than children who are disciplined in nonphysical ways, research shows. This is true even if spanking is the "cultural norm."
I remember getting into an argument with a parent about the morality of hitting children. I took the position that it was immoral. And she had a fucking wig-out.
She told me:
"ARE YOU A PARENT? YOU'RE NOT A PARENT. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDREN? YOU DON'T NO NOTHING TILL YOU'VE HAD KIDS!"
I've dealt with dumb assholes like this all my life. Well, the evidence is in, you child-hitting fucking parental assholes. Hitting kids is backwards, does not work, and you don't have to be a fucking parent to realize this because the scientific evidence backs it up. I still resent being hit my parents, and I couldn't imagine doing this to a kid.
Am I the only guy on the planet who harbors this type of resentment?
By Megan Rauscher Mon Nov 21,11:42 AM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Children who are spanked when they misbehave are more likely to be anxious and aggressive than children who are disciplined in nonphysical ways, research shows. This is true even if spanking is the "cultural norm."
I remember getting into an argument with a parent about the morality of hitting children. I took the position that it was immoral. And she had a fucking wig-out.
She told me:
"ARE YOU A PARENT? YOU'RE NOT A PARENT. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDREN? YOU DON'T NO NOTHING TILL YOU'VE HAD KIDS!"
I've dealt with dumb assholes like this all my life. Well, the evidence is in, you child-hitting fucking parental assholes. Hitting kids is backwards, does not work, and you don't have to be a fucking parent to realize this because the scientific evidence backs it up. I still resent being hit my parents, and I couldn't imagine doing this to a kid.
Am I the only guy on the planet who harbors this type of resentment?
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Happy Birthday Moshe & Dickie
The identical twin menace, Moshe Moscovitz who does Bastard Brood of Che and Dickie Richards who does Dickie Richards turned 40 today. Please contact the station about forwarding birthday gifts, flowers, and sexual favors.
Moshe would appreciate it if you bought him "Mao a Life", by Philip Short.
Dickie would appreciate it if you bought him a $1000.00 gift certificate to the Bunny Ranch.
Moshe would appreciate it if you bought him "Mao a Life", by Philip Short.
Dickie would appreciate it if you bought him a $1000.00 gift certificate to the Bunny Ranch.
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Bastard Brood of Che Podcast Info
Show Info:
On November 8, 2005, the BBC (Bastard Brood of Che) podcast was launched. It is hosted by Moshe Moscovitz, poet, revolutionary, and illegitimate son of Che Guevara.
BBC Podcast URL:
http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss
BBC Podcast Archive:
http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/
BBC Show Times:
New shows will be published on the 1st of every month. Show length will be a half an hour.
Legal:
Bastard Brood of Che is copyrighted material. It may be distributed freely. It may not be altered or modified in any way without express permission from TalkWarrior.com. Non-commercial entities may rebroadcast it freely.
Moshe wants all capeetilist peegs to pay! That's, right, ya oinkin' bastards. Accordingly, if you are a commercial entity and would like to rebroadcast BBC, we may allow this provided that you pay TalkWarrior.com a fee. Contact information is located in the menu in the upper left corner of the page.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Bastard Brood of Che: We Got It, We Hold It, We Own It
The premier episode of Bastard Brood of Che. Moshe goes after a Nazi girl band as well as so-called peace activists and counter-Nazi demonstrators with extremely bad attitudes.
More info about the show is forthcoming.
Podcast URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss
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Friday, November 04, 2005
The Last Tango in Sinai
This is probably the final "Live from Mt. Sinai" show. Moshe describes what went wrong and thanks his loyal fans:
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Listen
Sunday, October 30, 2005
F Troop deployed to Iraq
Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld announces that in order to ensure a victory in the war on terror, F Troop will be deployed to Iraq. Cpl. Randolph Agarn, played by the beloved Larry Storch has been promoted to the rank of Captain, and will be assuming command of F Troop.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Andy Card heads for The Rough Riders Bar
White House Chief of Staff Andy Card is seen here heading out to The Rough Riders Bar in Washington, D.C., a pleasant place where men can relax and enjoy the company of other men.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Monday, October 24, 2005
I See Dead People Who Have Come Back to Life
Dickie Richards comes out of retirement to star in the most horrifying movie ever made: "I See Dead People Who Have Come Back to Life":
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Listen
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Old Guys Suck
Part of an early Dickie Richards' performances done on Comedy Night at the Ramada Inn in Randolph Massachusetts, on July 23, 2003. What's striking about this performance is that Dickie doesn't demand the audience to shut the fuck up:
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Listen
Friday, October 21, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Guns save lives, fucker!
As soon as I saw the ad below, I knew I wanted to do something for the betterment of mankind. I wanted to save lives! So I went straight to ebay and bought myself a kick-ass Colt M16 A4 Carbine Assault Rifle. (Fully fucking automatic, baby! 500 rounds per minute.) And already I saved a life -- my own. I coulda been shot to death by the security guard at my former place of employment where I blew everyone's fucking head off except for the secretary. She was always sweet to me.
Monday, October 17, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Another reason why LFMS was axed
Beyond the fact that Moshe was treated by his audience like a man-slut (this was fully elaborated on in the last post), Live From Mt. Sinai was silenced by the left.
BBSs like the The Democratic Underground and Che-Lives denied Moshe membership, preventing Moshe from spreading the word about the show. Radio Power never even responded to Moshe's request to air his show. These are just examples. With only two exceptions -- those being Upstart Radio and The Lefty Directory, the left was successful in silencing Moshe by not affording him publicity. I'm not sure why. Perhaps Moshe was too crass, too theatrical ... or perhaps Moshe employed something that left-wing zealots rarely use -- "Critical Thinking." Moshe wasn't going to believe something was right just because it had a fucking Che Guevara head in its logo or fucking Ward Churchill said so. Moshe refused to blindly accept the words of the left-wing profits.
Moshe spent more time on the show bashing the left for trying to squeeze him out of existence then attacking fascists and Republicanism. It's unfortunate. Moshe tried. He put almost a year into the show and got nowhere. You have only yourselfs to blame for the demise of Live From Mt. Sinai.
When the right-wing fucks that succeed Bush (and believe me they will succeed Bush because they control the election process and are facing a disorganized opposition controlled by a Republican known as Hillary Clinton) come knocking at Moshe's door looking for names of Americans participating in Un-American Activities -- they're not even going to have to torture Moshe or even threaten to torture Moshe. Moshe's going to sing, baby. Sing like a fucking canary. Moshe doesn't owe anything to you pompous, ignorant fucking assholes who silenced him.
BBSs like the The Democratic Underground and Che-Lives denied Moshe membership, preventing Moshe from spreading the word about the show. Radio Power never even responded to Moshe's request to air his show. These are just examples. With only two exceptions -- those being Upstart Radio and The Lefty Directory, the left was successful in silencing Moshe by not affording him publicity. I'm not sure why. Perhaps Moshe was too crass, too theatrical ... or perhaps Moshe employed something that left-wing zealots rarely use -- "Critical Thinking." Moshe wasn't going to believe something was right just because it had a fucking Che Guevara head in its logo or fucking Ward Churchill said so. Moshe refused to blindly accept the words of the left-wing profits.
Moshe spent more time on the show bashing the left for trying to squeeze him out of existence then attacking fascists and Republicanism. It's unfortunate. Moshe tried. He put almost a year into the show and got nowhere. You have only yourselfs to blame for the demise of Live From Mt. Sinai.
When the right-wing fucks that succeed Bush (and believe me they will succeed Bush because they control the election process and are facing a disorganized opposition controlled by a Republican known as Hillary Clinton) come knocking at Moshe's door looking for names of Americans participating in Un-American Activities -- they're not even going to have to torture Moshe or even threaten to torture Moshe. Moshe's going to sing, baby. Sing like a fucking canary. Moshe doesn't owe anything to you pompous, ignorant fucking assholes who silenced him.
Podcast status -- and why you are fucking assholes.
Dear Talk Warriors,
The Dickie Richards podcast is now in full operation. You should expect at least one new Dickie Richards entry by Friday or Saturday of each week.
Some people have asked for Moshe to resume Live From Mt. Sinai. While I will concede that LFMS had more heart than Dickie Richards, despite how much better the Dickie Richards production values are, it made poor Moshe miserable. It reminded Moshe of a woman that used to fuck him when she was in the mood -- and it wasn't even good sex -- or even mediocre sex -- it was crappy sex -- but not ordinary crappy sex -- it was crappy sex so bad that you wouldn't even wish it upon your worst enemy. This woman was downright domineering and pissy, and poor Moshe had to put up with all this pussy-whip bullshit. And this woman fucked other men too. She was a multiple sex partner type of girl (You couldn't use the word "girl" in front of her if you were referring to a female over the age of three or she'd have a fucking wig-out because they were WOMEN!) Finally the woman found a boyfriend in some airport terminal or bus depot (I don't remember) and that was that for Moshe's pathetic and infrequent sex escapades with the evil one. And she had no ass. Moshe's not exaggerating. Moshe would go to grab a piece of ass and come up with a handful of air. It was awful. And she sported a goatee too. The facial hair literally gave poor Moshe nightmares. It was just horrible. Why did he subject himself to that shit? SHE JUST WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT! No woman is.
Well, to make a long story short, Moshe got no respect from this evil woman, just like he got no respect from LFMS fans. The show failed because you -- the shithead audience of LFMS didn't spread the word about the show and very few people downloaded it. You didn't show Moshe respect. You treated him like some kinda disposable man-meat, like Moshe's evil woman. And she was never even technically his "woman," because you see she was too busy fucking other men she found in bus terminals. The rotten bitch. She was an asshole just like you!
Awful Podcast Showcase was also cancelled after only 3 shows because you showed it no respect.
So next time you want a show to stay on the air at TalkWarrior.com, maybe you'll show it a little respect. And you'll kiss Dickie's fucking ass, ya lousy fucks.
The Dickie Richards podcast is now in full operation. You should expect at least one new Dickie Richards entry by Friday or Saturday of each week.
Some people have asked for Moshe to resume Live From Mt. Sinai. While I will concede that LFMS had more heart than Dickie Richards, despite how much better the Dickie Richards production values are, it made poor Moshe miserable. It reminded Moshe of a woman that used to fuck him when she was in the mood -- and it wasn't even good sex -- or even mediocre sex -- it was crappy sex -- but not ordinary crappy sex -- it was crappy sex so bad that you wouldn't even wish it upon your worst enemy. This woman was downright domineering and pissy, and poor Moshe had to put up with all this pussy-whip bullshit. And this woman fucked other men too. She was a multiple sex partner type of girl (You couldn't use the word "girl" in front of her if you were referring to a female over the age of three or she'd have a fucking wig-out because they were WOMEN!) Finally the woman found a boyfriend in some airport terminal or bus depot (I don't remember) and that was that for Moshe's pathetic and infrequent sex escapades with the evil one. And she had no ass. Moshe's not exaggerating. Moshe would go to grab a piece of ass and come up with a handful of air. It was awful. And she sported a goatee too. The facial hair literally gave poor Moshe nightmares. It was just horrible. Why did he subject himself to that shit? SHE JUST WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT! No woman is.
Well, to make a long story short, Moshe got no respect from this evil woman, just like he got no respect from LFMS fans. The show failed because you -- the shithead audience of LFMS didn't spread the word about the show and very few people downloaded it. You didn't show Moshe respect. You treated him like some kinda disposable man-meat, like Moshe's evil woman. And she was never even technically his "woman," because you see she was too busy fucking other men she found in bus terminals. The rotten bitch. She was an asshole just like you!
Awful Podcast Showcase was also cancelled after only 3 shows because you showed it no respect.
So next time you want a show to stay on the air at TalkWarrior.com, maybe you'll show it a little respect. And you'll kiss Dickie's fucking ass, ya lousy fucks.
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