Stop aiding our enemies!

The man with the American flag t-shit rallies his band of war supporters by singing chorus lines from his favorite musicals.

Excruciatingly Ugly?

Are you excruciatingly ugly?

We need you for the Apple Computer team.

Kung Fu You!

Dressed like Bruce Lee, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice appears with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi before kung-fuing him to death.

Condoleezza Rice demonstrating pump action

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice demonstrates how she grasps the shaft of George Bush's penis with both hands and vigorously pumps it till he squeals like a pig.

Sadistic Baby Torture

A baby is seen being cruelly tortured to death by being forced to listen to John Tesh music.

Can't win 'em all.

Sometimes you find WMD, sometimes you don't...

Assholey

On one of the few occasions my family went to temple when I was a child, we attended a service at this very large temple in Boston. After the service they served a big meal. Seated at our table was an overweight woman with a chubby daughter. Her daughter wanted the cheap little plastic Israeli flags on the table. The fat woman asked the Rabbi if her daughter could have the flags. The Rabbi said no, they where decorations. She pleaded with the Rabbi, offered him money. But he kept insisting, "Madam, these flags are not for sale!"

Later on I saw that bastard fat woman slip the cheap plastic flags into her pocketbook and bug out.

Was her spoiled, chubby little daughter that important that she had to steal from a fucking place of worship to please her?

I wouldn't step foot inside of a temple these days.

You look like a tasty little fellow.

Oooh you look like a tasty little guy. I'm going to savor your tender little spleen.

TalkWarrior.com Productions Cancelled

Shawn,

After a year of beating my head against the wall with my Internet radio programs, and obtaining an embarrassingly small audience, barely larger than when I started, I've decided to cancel all ongoing productions, including "Live from Mt. Sinai" and "Awful Podcast Showcase."

I'm telling you this so you will know not to schedule any of my shows in the future at Upstart Radio America.

I appreciate all the support you provided me at Upstart Radio America, and I enjoyed the shows we did together.

Unfortunately, some things weren't meant to be. I will continue adding content to the website. Also, in the future, I might upload the audio for some stand-up comedy material I'm trying to work on, but I have no plans of producing any more regular shows.


Moshe

Dennis Hastert reveals that George Bush is his bastard idiot child

House Speaker Dennis Hastert revealed today that George Bush is his bastard idiot child. Representative Hastert told reporters that George Bush was conceived while he made a booty call to The Institute for the Severely Retarded in Crawford, Texas.

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #3

Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst podcasts ever made by couples

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Live from Mt. Sinai Show Summary: Episode #101

Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe interviews his biggest fan from the South, Ernesto. They discuss whether the South is beyond redemption

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Live from Mt. Sinai Show Summary: Episode #100

Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe talks about the Jay Severin-Jack Kevorkian clone consipiracy, flag waving assholes, and Moshe's favorite writer Ed Bunker who recently died

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Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #2

Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst sex podcasts ever made

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Triumph of Evil

Jean Schmidt is shown above with the guy who plays Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies.

Jean Schmidt won the Congressional election in southern Ohio on Tuesday, beating her Democratic challenger, Paul L. Hackett, a Major in the Marine Forces Reserve, by about 4,000 votes.

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #1

Show Rating: 7 out of 10

Summary:
Our premier show features "Hope and Freedom," the worst podcast ever made.

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Dickie Richards

Dickie Richards is shown above with his Press Agent, Nora Helsinki who doesn't believe in letting her clients eat pizza in peace.

Dickie Richards was born in 1965 to an American mother living at the time in the Falkland Islands, which was part of Argentina before being invaded and conquered by the British Empire in 1982.

Dickie Richard's real name is Richard Moscovitz. To become a member of SAG (Screen Actors Guild), he had to change his name because they have a rule barring two members having the same name, and there was already a Richard Moscovitz who was a member of SAG. Dickie is most known for his brief yet memorable child acting appearances in numerous 70's sitcoms including "The Partridge Family", "Chico and the Man," and "Fish". Dickie also played Hal Grey's bastard son in the soap opera, "As the World Turns" for three years and appeared in two ABC After School Specials.

Dickie Richards has an identical twin brother who is a well known South and Central American revolutionary and activist called Moshe Moscovitz, who also has a show produced on TalkWarrior.com called Live from Mt. Sinai. While Dickie and Moshe are physically identical they have radically different interests. Moshe, as a child, loved The Communist Manifesto and dreamed of being a Communist revolutionary. Dickie, as a child, loved Playboy and dreamed of being Hue Hefner.

Dickie Richards currently makes a living as a stand up comedian and selling autographed photos of himself to aging fans who still remember the quirky kid who inhabited the baron wasteland of 70's TV.

RIP Ed Bunker

Edward Bunker died yesterday at the age of 71, of complications after surgery to improve circulation to his legs.

When I read the obituary in the New York Times, I was not saddened -- I was angered. Angered that the universe had successfully succeeded in removing from me my last hero. My last role model. My last God.

The Times obituary title was: "Edward Bunker, Ex-Convict and Novelist, Is Dead at 71."

The Times obituary title should have been: "Edward Bunker, Novelist and Ex-Convict, Is Dead at 71."

The fact that Bunker was an ex-convict isn't even necessary. It isn't relevant. The fact that he was a great writer is.

Bunker's first novel, "No Beast So Fierce," was one of the greatest novels I have ever read. Nobody, and I mean nobody could articulate pathos in writing like Bunker.

Bunker might have been one of the most unrecognized novelists of the 20th century. He seemed to have stopped writing novels in favor of acting. I seemed to get the impression in an interview that he was disillusioned with writing because of the dismal sales of his last novel. But I always hoped that he'd write another novel.

The Jack Kevorkian, Jay Severin human clone conspiracy

The TalkWarrior.com Investigative Reporting Team has discovered conclusive evidence that Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a.k.a. Dr. Death (shown below) and ultra right-wing radio talk show host Jay Severin (shown below) are genetically identical. Since Dr. Kevorkian is older than Jay Severin, it is thought that Dr.Kevorkian cloned himself to produce his evil offspring, Jay Severin, in order to advance the cause of murdering people in the third world by the US military.

Dr. Death:


Jay Severin, Evil cloned offspring of Dr. Death:

Ann Coulter taking aim

Ann Coulter in West Virginia, pointing her rifle at a malnourished child suspected of being a liberal.