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Friday, September 23, 2005

George Bush: Keeping the jobs within the family

George Herbert Walker III



Quite by accident I came upon the inbred face of George Herbert Walker III while searching through the State Department for fodder. I recognized the name "Herbert Walker" as it is the same as the first President Bush's middle name -- or should I say "names" since just one middle name is not enough for these snotty blueblood fucks.

Wikipedia will tell you that George Herbert Walker III, our Ambassador to Hungary is the first cousin of George Herbert Walker Bush, our 41st President -- who is the father of our current President -- George Walker Bush. It gets confusing, doesn't it? (I think they do it purposesly.)

In order to keep a permanent record, at the bottom of this entry is Ambassador Bush's bio, taken straight from the State Department page. Here is a direct link to the bio page:

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/biog/24686.htm

As you can see from Ambassador Bush's bio, he has as much experience to be an ambassador as I do -- he has no fucking foreign affairs experience at all! The fucker doesn't even have a foreign language under his belt. It's good to know that our President is using your hard-earned tax dollars to give undeserving members of the mighty Bush clan cushy jobs.



BIOGRAPHY

George Herbert Walker III
Ambassador, Hungary
Term of Appointment: 09/30/2003 to present

George Herbert Walker III was sworn in as Ambassador to Hungary on September 30, 2003.

Mr. Walker is Chairman Emeritus of Stifel Financial Corp. and Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Incorporated. From 1978 until 1992, he served as President and Chief Executive Officer of Stifel Financial and Stifel, Nicolaus. He served as Chairman from 1982-2001. From the time he joined Stifel in 1976 as Executive Vice President to the present, Stifel has evolved from a small privately-owned firm with revenue of approximately $12 million to a public firm listed on the New York Stock Exchange with revenues of more than $200 million, more than 1,000 employees, and a new worth of more than $75 million.

During the course of his business career, Mr. Walker served on the Board of Midwest Stock Exchange (now Chicago Stock Exchange), the Regional Firms Advisory Committee of the New York Stock Exchange, and the Executive Committee of the Securities Industry Association.

Mr. Walker's interests have extended to education, politics, and civic affairs. Since 1974, he has served as a Director of Webster University and as Chairman of the Board from 1987-1992. He now also serves as Chairman of the Advisory Board to the Webster University Business School and is Chairman of the Daniel Webster Society (annual fund-raising organization). In politics, Mr. Walker has been active on both local and national levels. He was active in the national campaigns of both Presidents Reagan and Bush. In 1993, Mayor Bogley, Jr. requested Mr. Walker to form a blue-ribbon advisory committee on budget and finance to guide him at the start of his administration. More recently, this committee was reformed to be named Citizens for Home Rule, which is a group seeking to reform the structure of the city government. As the founder of this effort and Chairman of its Steering Committee (which includes all four former mayors of St. Louis and the current mayor), the focus is now to pass a state wide constitutional amendment, which will empower the voters in the city to change the structure of the city government if they choose — a power enjoyed by other cities in Missouri but denied to St. Louis under the 1876 Constitution.

In civic affairs, Mr. Walker has served as Chairman of Downtown St. Louis, Inc. (now Downtown St. Louis Partnership), and as the first Chairman of the Downtown St. Louis Business District. He headed the Alexis de Tocqueville Society of the United Way in 1995. He is a board member (former Chairman) of the Missouri Historical Society, the Urban League of Metropolitan St. Louis, and Webster University. He is a commissioner and treasurer of the St. Louis Science Center and also a member of Washington University's National Council for the Olin School of Business. He is a member of the Siteman Cancer Center Advisory Board.

Mr. Walker is a member of St. Peter's Episcopal Church in Ladue and serves on the Vestry. He is also on the Vestry of St. Ann's Church in Kennebunkport, Maine, and for many years was a Director of the Episcopal Church Foundation.

In business, in addition to his role at Stifel, Nicolaus, Mr. Walker is a Director of Laidlaw Corporation, Western-Southern Life Insurance Company, and Macroeconomic Advisors, Inc.

Mr. Walker is a graduate of Yale University (B.A., 1953) and Harvard Law School (J.D., 1956). He served in the U.S. Air Force from 1956-1958.


Released on September 30, 2003

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Dickie Richards Unplugged

Promo for Dickie Richards' album, "Unplugged."

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Dickie Richards' Presidential Campaign Ad 1

Dickie Richards' first Presidential campaign ad:

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Friday, September 16, 2005

Dickie Richards Takes on Danny Bonaduce

Dickie Richards vows revenge against Danny Bonaduce for denying him admission into the Child Actor Hall of Fame

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Friday, September 09, 2005

Promo: Chico and the Man: The Untold Story

Dickie's promo for his new book, "Chico and the Man: The Untold Story."

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Monday, September 05, 2005

Promo: Ho Chi Minh's Vietnamese Buffet

Dickie's promo for his appearance at Ho Chi Minh's Vietnamese Buffet

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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Promo: Dickie Sells Sod

In response to the Boston Red Sox selling their sod, Dickie Richards decides to sell his sod. Listen to the ad below:

Listen to the Dickie Richards sod ad

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Stop aiding our enemies!

The man with the American flag t-shit rallies his band of war supporters by singing chorus lines from his favorite musicals.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Excruciatingly Ugly?

Are you excruciatingly ugly?

We need you for the Apple Computer team.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Kung Fu You!

Dressed like Bruce Lee, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice appears with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi before kung-fuing him to death.

Condoleezza Rice demonstrating pump action

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice demonstrates how she grasps the shaft of George Bush's penis with both hands and vigorously pumps it till he squeals like a pig.

Sadistic Baby Torture

A baby is seen being cruelly tortured to death by being forced to listen to John Tesh music.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Can't win 'em all.

Sometimes you find WMD, sometimes you don't...

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Assholey

On one of the few occasions my family went to temple when I was a child, we attended a service at this very large temple in Boston. After the service they served a big meal. Seated at our table was an overweight woman with a chubby daughter. Her daughter wanted the cheap little plastic Israeli flags on the table. The fat woman asked the Rabbi if her daughter could have the flags. The Rabbi said no, they where decorations. She pleaded with the Rabbi, offered him money. But he kept insisting, "Madam, these flags are not for sale!"

Later on I saw that bastard fat woman slip the cheap plastic flags into her pocketbook and bug out.

Was her spoiled, chubby little daughter that important that she had to steal from a fucking place of worship to please her?

I wouldn't step foot inside of a temple these days.

You look like a tasty little fellow.

Oooh you look like a tasty little guy. I'm going to savor your tender little spleen.

Monday, August 15, 2005

TalkWarrior.com Productions Cancelled

Shawn,

After a year of beating my head against the wall with my Internet radio programs, and obtaining an embarrassingly small audience, barely larger than when I started, I've decided to cancel all ongoing productions, including "Live from Mt. Sinai" and "Awful Podcast Showcase."

I'm telling you this so you will know not to schedule any of my shows in the future at Upstart Radio America.

I appreciate all the support you provided me at Upstart Radio America, and I enjoyed the shows we did together.

Unfortunately, some things weren't meant to be. I will continue adding content to the website. Also, in the future, I might upload the audio for some stand-up comedy material I'm trying to work on, but I have no plans of producing any more regular shows.


Moshe

Dennis Hastert reveals that George Bush is his bastard idiot child

House Speaker Dennis Hastert revealed today that George Bush is his bastard idiot child. Representative Hastert told reporters that George Bush was conceived while he made a booty call to The Institute for the Severely Retarded in Crawford, Texas.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #3




Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst podcasts ever made by couples

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Live from Mt. Sinai Show Summary: Episode #101




Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe interviews his biggest fan from the South, Ernesto. They discuss whether the South is beyond redemption

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Monday, August 08, 2005

Live from Mt. Sinai Show Summary: Episode #100




Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe talks about the Jay Severin-Jack Kevorkian clone consipiracy, flag waving assholes, and Moshe's favorite writer Ed Bunker who recently died

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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #2




Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst sex podcasts ever made

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Triumph of Evil



Jean Schmidt is shown above with the guy who plays Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies.

Jean Schmidt won the Congressional election in southern Ohio on Tuesday, beating her Democratic challenger, Paul L. Hackett, a Major in the Marine Forces Reserve, by about 4,000 votes.

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #1




Show Rating: 7 out of 10

Summary:
Our premier show features "Hope and Freedom," the worst podcast ever made.

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Friday, July 29, 2005

Dickie Richards



Dickie Richards is shown above with his Press Agent, Nora Helsinki who doesn't believe in letting her clients eat pizza in peace.

Dickie Richards was born in 1965 to an American mother living at the time in the Falkland Islands, which was part of Argentina before being invaded and conquered by the British Empire in 1982.

Dickie Richard's real name is Richard Moscovitz. To become a member of SAG (Screen Actors Guild), he had to change his name because they have a rule barring two members having the same name, and there was already a Richard Moscovitz who was a member of SAG. Dickie is most known for his brief yet memorable child acting appearances in numerous 70's sitcoms including "The Partridge Family", "Chico and the Man," and "Fish". Dickie also played Hal Grey's bastard son in the soap opera, "As the World Turns" for three years and appeared in two ABC After School Specials.

Dickie Richards has an identical twin brother who is a well known South and Central American revolutionary and activist called Moshe Moscovitz, who also has a show produced on TalkWarrior.com called Live from Mt. Sinai. While Dickie and Moshe are physically identical they have radically different interests. Moshe, as a child, loved The Communist Manifesto and dreamed of being a Communist revolutionary. Dickie, as a child, loved Playboy and dreamed of being Hue Hefner.

Dickie Richards currently makes a living as a stand up comedian and selling autographed photos of himself to aging fans who still remember the quirky kid who inhabited the baron wasteland of 70's TV.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

RIP Ed Bunker




Edward Bunker died yesterday at the age of 71, of complications after surgery to improve circulation to his legs.

When I read the obituary in the New York Times, I was not saddened -- I was angered. Angered that the universe had successfully succeeded in removing from me my last hero. My last role model. My last God.

The Times obituary title was: "Edward Bunker, Ex-Convict and Novelist, Is Dead at 71."

The Times obituary title should have been: "Edward Bunker, Novelist and Ex-Convict, Is Dead at 71."

The fact that Bunker was an ex-convict isn't even necessary. It isn't relevant. The fact that he was a great writer is.

Bunker's first novel, "No Beast So Fierce," was one of the greatest novels I have ever read. Nobody, and I mean nobody could articulate pathos in writing like Bunker.

Bunker might have been one of the most unrecognized novelists of the 20th century. He seemed to have stopped writing novels in favor of acting. I seemed to get the impression in an interview that he was disillusioned with writing because of the dismal sales of his last novel. But I always hoped that he'd write another novel.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

The Jack Kevorkian, Jay Severin human clone conspiracy

The TalkWarrior.com Investigative Reporting Team has discovered conclusive evidence that Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a.k.a. Dr. Death (shown below) and ultra right-wing radio talk show host Jay Severin (shown below) are genetically identical. Since Dr. Kevorkian is older than Jay Severin, it is thought that Dr.Kevorkian cloned himself to produce his evil offspring, Jay Severin, in order to advance the cause of murdering people in the third world by the US military.

Dr. Death:


Jay Severin, Evil cloned offspring of Dr. Death:

Ann Coulter taking aim

Ann Coulter in West Virginia, pointing her rifle at a malnourished child suspected of being a liberal.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Show Summary: 07-22-2005




Show Rating: 5 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe blasts the evil American Empire for scheduling to deploy the heinous microwave gun to pacify and maim Iraqi Freedom Fighters.

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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Keeping our public monies safe

Just one look at the honest, integrity-filled face of Captain Shane below, and you can sleep soundly with the knowledge that he is keeping our public monies safe. Captain Shane moonlights as a used car salesman in Newark, New Jersey when he's not keeping our public monies safe in the police department.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Satan Lives

WARNING: THIS IS THE ANTICHRIST!

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LOOK AT THIS PHOTO FOR MORE THAN 20 SECONDS OR BLOOD WILL EXTRUDE FROM ALL OF YOUR ORIFICES!

You talking to me?

You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Okay.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Show Summary: 07-17-2005




Show Rating: 4 out of 10

Summary:
The great Shawn Lennon hosts this show

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Show Summary: 07-06-2005




Show Rating: 7 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe blasts Bernard Goldberg for theft of intellectual property and for being a right-wing pandering slime.

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