Pages

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Salma Hayek imposter posing on the red carpet

While the woman in the photo below may look like Salma Hayek, this is not Salma Hayek, it is an imposter. Salma Hayek does not have freakishly large breasts. The investigative reporting team at TalkWarrior.com has uncovered that the person in the photo is really a member of a space alien race with freakishly large breasts who, for reasons which have yet to be uncovered, has abducted Ms. Hayek and recruited a space-alien imposter to pose as her.

5 comments:

Justin Timberlake said...

that girl is hot though

Justin Timberlake said...

i would bang the hell out of dat imposter

Dickie said...

I would not have sex with this space alien. Who knows what kind of horrible sexually transmitted diseases lurk in space.

Upstart Radio America said...

I love Salma Hayek and I want to protect her.. at least that's what I call it.

Dickie said...

If you love her so much, then rescue her from her alien abductors.