Hi,
Look, I'm Jewish. And we're afraid of nature. So I think I get a free pass for not being outdoorsy. And I would appreciate it if I am not discriminated against because my religion precludes me from being anywhere near a mosquito. Also, I don't think you fully appreciate the benefits of couch potatoism, and I hope that you might check into this.
I will be candid: x-country skiing is just so blah. Why x-country ski past a tree and actually see the thing when you could downhill ski by it at 50 m.p.h. You don't even see the tree at this speed. It's just a big blur. It gives a far more heightened sense of reality. It's just more fun.
And, while I'm being candid. You have some damn cute cheeks.
-Ed
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