Come on, Angelina Jolie. Give that leash a tug

No, I’m not kidding. Brad Pitt’s mother is publicly supporting Romney. I got the story here. Here’s what Pitt’s mother wrote about Romney:

"I think any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon…"

"Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.

"I hope all Christians give their vote prayerful consideration because voting is a sacred privilege and a serious responsibility."

Come on, Angelina Jolie. You got to step up to the plate and tell Brad to expose his mother for the nut job that she is. Brad’s gotta start talking about Romney’s “high morals,” which include bullying and cutting off the hair of his gay schoolmates. Would Jesus do this? I think not! A nice Jewish boy like Jesus would never do anything like that.

Brad’s gotta cut through the crap. He’s gotta start talking about how Obamacare was invented by Romney while he was the governor of Massachusetts, well before Obama became president.

Romneycare is actually helping a lot of the working poor in Massachusetts, who work harder than most people and are not paid a living wage, to obtain health insurance. Romney should be proud of this accomplishment and take credit for it, instead of attempting to bury it.

There’s also the issue of Romney telling voters in Massachusetts in 2002 that he was for a woman’s right to choose. I remember. I watched him say this live, during a debate. How come Romney is anti-choice now? What’s the deal here?

Come on, Angelina. We all know that you have that man of yours on a leash. Let’s see some action. Your asshole father, Jon Voight, has come out in support of Romney too. You can think of this as a way of sticking it to the old man.

You used to kiss your bother on the lips in public, Angelina. It was not easy for me to watch this, but I knew that you were doing this to show the world that you were a rebel and a badass. I know you have what it takes to make this right.