Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Beef Ravioli really allows me to stretch my food stamp allowance because it says it contains a "Full Serving of Vegetables." That's one less vegetable to buy. Got this puppy on sale for only a dollar at Shaws! And a single can contains a whopping 500 calories! Chef Boyardee Spaghetti & Meatballs in Tomato Sauce contains 540 calories! That's a lot of good, cheap energy. With my $37.00 a month food stamp allowance I can afford to eat like a king every day. I'm glad the dems approved Obama's 106 billion war funding bill. If we didn't use all that money to kill Asians in order to defend my freedom I'd probably be eating Chef Saddam' s Overstuffed Lamb Ravioli. The horror!
Ever try the big, bulk, generic canned ravioli? It is hard to conceive how anyone could engineer a tomato sauce that tastes that rancid. But Chef's ravioli ... it just kick's ass. And it comes fortified with all that vegetable goodness.
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Of course, one could always stop buying beer and use the money to buy fresh vegetables instead. I'm just saying...it would be healthier.
But then what would one have as a reason to live?
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