Haffenreffer sucks

They didn't have any of my beloved Old English Brand "800" and I had to drink this Haffenreffer Private Stock crap. It says on the bottle "Malt Liquor ...with the imported taste." Imported from from where, "Moldova? ... Albania? ... a toxic waste dump in New Jersey?" Good crap this stuff made me unhappy. You cannot deny trailer trash like me their Malt Liquor. Fuck!