Below are images from a CIA Gulf War 1 leaflet, meant to persuade Iraqis to surrender. I have translated the Arabic to English.
Better watch out, Iraqis, or we will take our Stealth Fighters and blow your shit up. Stealth Fighters actually do not do close air support because they have no defensive capability, and rely too heavily on "stealth." But since we're the Central "Intelligence" Agency and consider you to be a bunch of towel-head morons, we thought we could just slip this one by you.
In case you didn't get the message in the first image, we will really, really fuck your shit up. We're not kidding!
You got two choices as we see it. You could either end up a charred, burnt up skeleton, or you could run for your fucking lives.
Again, in case you missed one of the images above, or weren't looking very carefully, we're going to blow you up. And your gas trucks too, so don't even think about fucking with us.
So just surrender. After you surrender, we'll all sit around the campfire, make somemores, and have a few laughs. We promise not to make any insulting camel jokes.
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ROFL
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