Bastard Universe

Just because I look like I should be listed in the National Sex Offender Registry, it doesn't make me a sex offender. I happen to have a...

That's an aerosol can spraying shit into the air with nobody around. I'm vomiting and bleeding profusely from all my orifices ... hu...

Dickie's Show Rating: 8 Moshe had on Dr. Leakey (a.k.a. his sister) Topics discussed: Moshe's horror at finding a hair in...

Moshe Moscovitz, who spotted and photographed this troll-like beast, told reporters: "I don't know if this thing is an actual troll...

Dickie's Show Rating: 7 This was certainly one of the strangest shows Moshe's ever done. Moshe actually read from the bible. I ca...

Nope, we didn't find any WMD yet, but I assure you, soldier, it's out there somewhere, and we're gonna find it. In the mean time...

Bush said privately after appointing Margaret Spellings, "I'd definitely fuck her. I betcha she could suck my Texas long horn d...

"This guy has the tightest ass East of Kiev," said Secretary of State Colin Powell as he pointed to President Vladimir Putin's...

Hi, my name is Michael K. Powell, and I'm not just a nerdy, fat asshole. I'm Chairman of the FCC. My last name is probably familia...

Dickie's Show Rating: 7 Topics Discussed: Dr. Neil Clark (Above): Creepy old guy from eharmony.com Michael Weiner (a.k.a. Mi...

Dickie's Show Rating: 5 Contrary to my rating, this turned out to be the most popular show ever, by a longshot. Moshe was audibly dep...

Customarily, a summery of each show was done after each show. It was done more out of archival purposes than for the benefit of the tit-mous...

The symbolic donation of $1.00 from the only non-asshole fan of the show, bought the show another year of programming. Moshe and I were seri...

At age 30, Bush was busy endangering the lives of children with his car. Now he bombs them to bits with remote guided missiles. God Bless Yo...

I'm getting tired of running this blog without support from you assholes, and Moshe is equally tired of doing his show without your supp...

A group of young Satanists celebrating the anointing of the Dark Prince. Later on they hunted down a homeless man and ate him for dinner. ...

This was a special Bush-Basharama show. Moshe encouraged the faithful to get out the vote. Topics discussed: You don't have to r...

Moshe and I would like to extend a big thank you to our beloved Boston Red Sox for bringing home the world championship. We still cannot bel...

Okay folks, I just want to clear up a few things. Moshe is not on drugs. He was really tired after coming home late after watching Game 1...