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Sunday, November 21, 2004

Godspeed!

Nope, we didn't find any WMD yet, but I assure you, soldier, it's out there somewhere, and we're gonna find it. In the mean time, let me pin this metal on you, and give you an autographed copy of my book. I've never been in the military before, but I'm sure it's a real bitch getting your arm blown off -- especially your right arm. I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't able to jerk off to pictures of dead Iraqi babies.

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