Thursday, May 12, 2005
Salma Hayek imposter posing on the red carpet
While the woman in the photo below may look like Salma Hayek, this is not Salma Hayek, it is an imposter. Salma Hayek does not have freakishly large breasts. The investigative reporting team at TalkWarrior.com has uncovered that the person in the photo is really a member of a space alien race with freakishly large breasts who, for reasons which have yet to be uncovered, has abducted Ms. Hayek and recruited a space-alien imposter to pose as her.
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5 comments:
that girl is hot though
i would bang the hell out of dat imposter
I would not have sex with this space alien. Who knows what kind of horrible sexually transmitted diseases lurk in space.
I love Salma Hayek and I want to protect her.. at least that's what I call it.
If you love her so much, then rescue her from her alien abductors.
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