Review of "The Interpreter", Nicole Kidman's nose defect, and Walmart

I saw "The Interpreter" last night, staring Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn, directed by Sydney Pollack. And wow, what a boring slow moving piece of shit that movie was. God how I hate Hollywood movies, but I needed to get out of the house. Sydney Pollack follows the standard Hollywood formula of generating shock and surprise by trying to make the viewer think one thing about a character, and then suddenly shifting gears, attempting to blow the viewer's mind. But the formula sucks because once you've seen it about ten million times, you catch on. Even a retarded guy like me, with an IQ of 95 can figure out what's going to happen next, about ten moves in advance. Ebert gave the movie 3 stars. That probably explains why he's lost so much weight, because he's become an amphetamine addict, and the speed has fried his brain and impaired his judgment.

One thing about Nicole Kidman: Her nostrils are screwed up. Don't get me wrong. I love Nicole. I think she's a pretty decent actress, beautiful, probably the sexiest woman in Hollywood, but as I said, she's got a serious nose defect. In "The Interpreter" they do a real tight close-up of Nicole, and you're practically looking straight up her nose. Her nostrils are distinctly different. Her nose is very uneven and screwed up. Again, this is not a value judgment, I still think she's the sexiest woman in Hollywood, even with a screwed up nose. I think that the fact that she could be so sexy with a screwed up nose makes her all the more sexy.

At least, after the movie, I was able to find where the Walmart in Framingham, MA was, although they were closed. The place had eluded me for years because it's impossible to find anything in the giant shopping Mecca of Framingham, deemed "Shoppers World." I have been too lazy and too poor to buy clothes for years. I used to buy my clothes at Ames. Ames was close, and I bought the greatest cheapest clothing from impoverished third world countries in Asia that a man could buy. But Ames went out of business like Bradlees and everyone else. Now I'm stuck with Walmart. But I'm going to withhold judgment of the Walmart shopping experience until I check it out. It might be the second coming of Christ for a guy who has an IQ under a 100.

Koko the gorilla forced to be Jewish

Koko, a gorilla who uses sign language to speak and has a vocabulary of over a thousand words, is shown below eating Matzos (unleavened bread) in observance of the Jewish holiday of Passover.

Koko told reporters, using sign language:

"I'm a gentile, not a Jew. My forefathers weren't enslaved by Pharaoh in Egypt, they were about 2000 miles south, swinging by vines and beating their chests like maniacs. I'm an atheist. I don't see why I should have to partake in these antiquated religious rituals. I mean, have you ever tried eating Matzos for a whole week? Jesus Christ, WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SMUGGLE ME IN A HAM AND CHEASE SANDWICH!"

I need a drink

O Good Christ, I need a drink. Oh, wait a second, I have a drink.

State Police respond to crisis

"We've got a serious police emergency on our hands. The tornado took out every single donut shop in the county."

Cop interacting with the mentally ill

In a new kinder, gentler approach towards dealing with the mentally ill, Officer Bates exclaims to the mentally ill woman seated on a public bus, "Listen, Sybil, this is a bus, not a hotel. You're supposed to get off at a stop, not ride it all day. So how 'bout popping a Thorazine or ten and heading off to the nearest psycho ward, like, right now, before I take my stick out and beat some sanity into you."

Show Summary: 04-24-2005

Show Rating: 7 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe talks about the horror of finding two hairs in his Passover dinner and gets into a heated debate with Reverend Knight over whether Ward Churchill is a plagiarist. Moshe plays a voice message from a Pope loving, Jew hating bigot.

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Show summary: 04-10-2005

Show Rating: 9 out of 10

Summary:
Moshe exposes the cowardice of the Che-Lives.com community for refusing to come on the show to confront him about Che Guevara's bigotry. Also exposed is the cowardice displayed by Dr. Harry Parad, Executive Director of Wediko.org for not responding to the allegations made on a previous show of counselor abuse towards campers at Wediko. Moshe and Shawn get into a heated debate over whether Pope John Paul II was an evil fascist at the end of the show.

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Moshe's response to Dick lovers

I think the dittohead listed so many points to his argument because
his aim was really to give you so much eye fatigue that you would feel
compelled to give up and submit to his banal pile of crap.

First of all, there is not one single solitary ounce of humor in
conservative radio. Is this guy seriously suggesting that Fat Bastard
or any of his clones actually say things that a regular
middle-of-the-roader would find funny? I think not. If there is any
humor coming from Fat Bastard or his clones, it is dark sinister
humor, that only twisted person with neo-Nazi sympathies would find
funny.

I don't have the statistics. Perhaps this dittohead is right and
liberal radio does not work. But let's not forget that it doesn't have
Clear Channel and all the Korporate might behind it. It doesn't have
the so called liberal (a.k.a. "Jew") media fueling it. But forget
about the money and the advertising. The real triumph of Fat Bastard
is the triumph of the angry white Christian male. Now Angry White
finally has an outlet to have someone else vent his venom and rage.

And one other thing. Dick Morris? Wasn't Dick the other joker involved
in a sex scandal in the White House during the Clinton years? Wasn't
it conservatives who were bitching and moaning about Dick for years?
How Dick would crunch some numbers and have Bill vacationing somewhere
in the West instead of his beloved Martha's Vineyard, because it'd
gain him a quarter point in the polls or something. You used to hate
Dick. But now all the sudden you love Dick. Why can't you people ever
make up your minds? Do you love dick or do you hate dick?

Moshe Moscovitz

TalkWarrior.com



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> Subject: [RushRoom3] Why Liberals Can't Make Air America Fly
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> Matt Dedinas aka Cato Uticensis
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> Budapest 1956, Gdansk 1981, Montgomery 2003
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> Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 18:29:41 -0400
> From:
> Subject: Why Liberals Can't Make Air America Fly
>
> Why Liberals Can't Make Air America Fly
>
> By Brian C. Anderson
> Los Angeles Times | April 21, 2005
> http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=17774
>
> The liberal Air America Radio, just past its first birthday, has
probably
> enjoyed more free publicity than any enterprise in recent history.
But don't
> believe the hype: Air America's left-wing answer to conservative
talk radio is
> failing, just as previous efforts to find liberal Rush Limbaughs
have failed.
>
> Wait a second, you say, didn't I read that Air America has expanded
to more
> than 50 markets? That's true, but let's put things in perspective:
> Conservative pundit and former Reagan official William J. Bennett's
morning talk show,
> launched at the same time as Air America, reaches nearly 124
markets,
> including 18 of the top 20, joining the growing ranks of successful
right-of-center
> talk programs (Limbaugh is still the ratings leader, drawing more
than 15
> million listeners a week).
>
> And look at Air America's ratings: They're pitifully weak, even in
places
> where you would think they'd be strong. WLIB, its flagship in New
York City,
> has sunk to 24th in the metro area Arbitron ratings - worse than the
> all-Caribbean format it replaced, notes the Radio Blogger. In the
liberal meccas of San
> Francisco and Los Angeles, Air America is doing lousier still.
>
> So why do liberals fare so poorly on air? Some on the left say it's
because
> liberals are, well, smarter and can't convey their sophisticated
ideas to the
> rubes who listen to talk radio. Former New York Gov. Mario Cuomo,
whose own
> stint as a talk-show host was a ratings disaster, gave canonical
_expression
> to this self-serving view. Conservatives "write their messages with
crayons,"
> he maintained. "We use fine-point quills."
>
> Yet even if we were to grant the premise that conservative talk
radio can
> sometimes be crudely simplistic - a tough charge to make stick
against, say,
> one-time philosophy professor Bennett or Clarence Thomas' former
law clerk
> Laura Ingraham - how can anyone plausibly believe the right has a
monopoly on
> misleading argument? Moreover, talk-show fans aren't dummies.
Industry surveys
> show that talk-radio fans vote in greater percentages than the
general public,
> tend to be college-educated and read more magazines and newspapers
than the
> average American.
>
> Successful talk radio is conservative for three reasons:
>
> . Entertainment value. The top conservative hosts put on snazzy,
frequently
> humorous shows. Kathleen Hall Jamieson, dean of the University of
> Pennsylvania's Annenberg School for Communication, observes: "The
parody, the asides,
> the self-effacing humor, the bluster are all part of the packaging
that makes
> the political message palatable." Besides, the triumph of political
> correctness on the left makes it hard for on-air liberals to
lighten things up without
> offending anyone.
>
> . Fragmentation of the potential audience. Political consultant
Dick Morris
> explains: "Large percentages of liberals are black and Hispanic,
and they
> now have their own specialized entertainment radio outlets, which
they aren't
> likely to leave for liberal talk radio." The potential audience
for Air
> America or similar ventures is thus pretty small - white liberals,
basically. And
> they've already got NPR.
>
> . Liberal bias in the old media. That's what birthed talk radio
in the
> first place. People turn to it to help right the imbalance.
Political scientist
> William Mayer, writing in the Public Interest, recently observed
that liberals
> don't need talk radio because they've got the big three networks,
most
> national and local daily newspapers and NPR.
>
> Unable to prosper in the medium, liberals have taken to denouncing
talk
> radio as a threat to democracy. Liberal political columnist Hendrik
Hertzberg,
> writing in the New Yorker, is typically venomous. Conservative talk
radio
> represents "vicious, untreated political sewage" and "niche
entertainment for the
> spiritually unattractive," Hertzberg sneers.
>
> If some liberals had their way, Congress would regulate political
talk radio
> out of existence. Their logic is that scrapping Air America would be
no loss
> if it also meant getting Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and Bennett off
the air.
>
> To accomplish this, New York Democratic Rep. Maurice D. Hinchey has
proposed
> reviving the Fairness Doctrine to protect "diversity of view," and
John
> Kerry recently sent out some signals that he too thought that might
be a good
> idea.
>
> Under the old Fairness Doctrine, phased out by Ronald Reagan's FCC
in the
> late '80s, any station that broadcast a political opinion had to
give equal
> time to opposing views. A station running, say, Hannity's show,
would also have
> to broadcast a left-wing competitor, even if it had no listeners.
>
> Pre-Reagan, talk radio in today's sense simply didn't exist. What
station
> could risk it? But people listen to conservative talk because they
want to, not
> because the post-Fairness Doctrine regulatory regime forces them
to. To
> claim that "diversity of view" is lacking in the era of blogs and
cable news,
> moreover, is downright silly. Complaints about fairness are really
about driving
> out conservative viewpoints.
>
> Sure, talk radio is partisan, sometimes overheated. But it's also a
source
> of argument and information. Together with Fox News and the
blogosphere, it
> has given the right a chance to break through the liberal
monoculture and be
> heard. For that, anyone who supports spirited public debate should
be grateful.
>
> Brian C. Anderson is senior editor of City Journal and author of
"South Park
> Conservatives: The Revolt Against Liberal Media Bias," newly
released from
> Regnery.
>
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Revenge of Fat Bastard

George Bush will have a cameo appearance in the upcoming Austin Powers sequel, "Revenge of Fat Bastard." George Bush is show below in a hilarious scene with Fat Bastard from the upcoming film.

The cutest Pope ever!

John Paul II may have been the People's Pope, but I'm cuter than a roomful of furry baby monkeys.

Nomar all whored out

Years of whoring in disreputable whorehouses finally catches up with Chicago Cub shortstop, Nomar Garciaparra. Nomar had to be carried off the field in a stretcher after collapsing from a serious gonadal infection. His doctor issued a statement that his penis was so gangrenous, that it nearly needed to be amputated.

Crazed animal killer

A crazed sexually ambiguous person is seen here chocking a poor baby lynx to death.

Go ahead, fuck with me.

Go ahead ya liberal, tree humping fairies, fuck with me. I'll rip your goddamned tongues out by the roots. I'll sodomize you with a broomstick like you're an Abu Ghraib prisoner. Better yet, I'll jam a broomstick into your eye socket and skull fuck ya!

Condi and Puti

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, balancing her harsh criticisms of Russian President Vladimir Putin's democratic record, by dancing the night away with him and making sweet love to him afterwards.

Satan, hear me...

Bless me Satan for I have not sinned enough. Grant me the strength to invade more countries, kill more civilians, and give tax breaks to your faithful.

That's a mighty familiar piece of artwork you got there, Mr. Great Speaker of Truth

Pen and ink sketch by Thomas E. Mails (now dead), appearing in 1972.


Serigraph signed and sold by Professor Ward Churchill in 1981.


This story was first broken by CBS4 Denver. Churchill claimed that it was made clear when he sold it that the print was based on Mails' work, but this looks very, very fishy to me, especially in light of the fact that he became violent and defensive when first confronted with the allegation. I've seen this on tape.

This is apparently not the first time Churchill has been accused of plagiarism.

I have not read "On the Justice of Roosting Chickens," where, I believe Churchill made the infamous "Little Eichmann" quote. But here is an interesting take on it by Anthony Lappe.

TalkWarrior.com finally wakes up to technology

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Ann Coulter working the streets of Berlin

Ann Coulter is seen here working the streets of Berlin in 1990, when she was a 2 Deutschmark a night crack whore. (Adjusted for inflation, 2 Deutschmarks was approximately $3.50 in American Dollars.)

Show summary: 04-10-2005

Show Rating: 9 out of 10

Summary: Moshe exposes the cowardice of the Che-Lives.com community for refusing to come on the show to confront him about Che Guevara's bigotry. Also exposed is the cowardice displayed by Dr. Harry Parad, Executive Director of Wediko.org for not responding to the allegations made on a previous show of counselor abuse towards campers at Wediko. Moshe and Shawn get into a heated debate over whether Pope John Paul II was an evil fascist at the end of the show.

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Senator Larry Craig praises Hitler

Republican Senator from Idaho, Larry Craig, is shown below giving praise to the memory of his beloved leader, Adolph Hitler.

Senator Craig is standing between two fellow fascists, Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Richard B. Myers, U.S. Air Force (left) and Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz (right)

Dennis Hastert picks his nose

Speaker of the House J. Dennis Hastert is seen here picking his nose while giving a speech on the values of patriotism, tax relief for the wealthy, and the warm tingly sensation he gets when eating jelly donuts.

Strange and bizarre space alien visits earth

An alien from outer space is seen below visiting earth. It is not clear what this alien is doing here on earth, but it is thought that he is seeking young boys as vessels for his alien seed.



Below the space alien is seen morphing into a Rectelian Blowwart, a native animal on the alien's home world.

You're a handsome guy...

Former President Jimmie Carter is shown here admiring how handsome Pope John Paul II was.

Ward Churchill

University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill is seen here smoking some really good herb with a student before class.

Bushy

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to shock and awe some Iraqis, and get a manicure.

And you thought Michael Jackson was a freak...

A sexually perverted deviant who pretends to be a movie director is spotted in New York, holding hands with his daughter, who is also his wife. Lock your doors. Hide your children. If you don't have children, don't start now, because there are some really freaky weirdos like this guy running around.

Lemme kill 'em

Lemme alone ya granola cruncher bastards. I gotta get back to hacking to death some cute little seal pups.

Sick Boy

A sickly nine year old boy is caught impersonating an emaciated, deformed woman.

Fun in the Home for the Aged

Two dimented geriatric patients from the Mt. Sinai Home for the Aged, drool, soil their diapers, and pretend to be rock stars...Oh, wait a minute, that's Chrissy Hynde and Neil Young. Stop your drooling and soiling, you guys. It's really gross. And stop prenteding to be rock stars.

Show summary: 04-03-2005

Show Rating: 10 out of 10

Summary: Moshe exposes the cult of The Church of the SubGenius™.

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Semper Fi!

Combat Marines take aim and fire at a baby stork attempting to land on their aircraft carrier.