Thursday, October 20, 2005
Guns save lives, fucker!
As soon as I saw the ad below, I knew I wanted to do something for the betterment of mankind. I wanted to save lives! So I went straight to ebay and bought myself a kick-ass Colt M16 A4 Carbine Assault Rifle. (Fully fucking automatic, baby! 500 rounds per minute.) And already I saved a life -- my own. I coulda been shot to death by the security guard at my former place of employment where I blew everyone's fucking head off except for the secretary. She was always sweet to me.
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