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Monday, August 15, 2005

Dennis Hastert reveals that George Bush is his bastard idiot child

House Speaker Dennis Hastert revealed today that George Bush is his bastard idiot child. Representative Hastert told reporters that George Bush was conceived while he made a booty call to The Institute for the Severely Retarded in Crawford, Texas.

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