Thursday, May 12, 2005
David S.C. Chu, Man from another planet
Because of his malformed head and brain, it has been suggested that Under Secretary of Defense for Personnel and Readiness, David S.C. Chu (shown below) is from outer space. Mr. Chu categorically denies these claims and states that his malformed head is a result of a tragic accident that occurred when his head got stuck in a vise. The investigative reporting team at TalkWarrior.com were unable to confirm Mr. Chu's story.
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