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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Nomar all whored out

Years of whoring in disreputable whorehouses finally catches up with Chicago Cub shortstop, Nomar Garciaparra. Nomar had to be carried off the field in a stretcher after collapsing from a serious gonadal infection. His doctor issued a statement that his penis was so gangrenous, that it nearly needed to be amputated.

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