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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Mutated alien takes over the Pentagon

This mutated alien, who now controls the Pentagon, is the Julia Child of the mutant space alien world. He features delicious human dishes on his popular cooking show, including Sweet and Sour Human with White Rice, and the finger-licking Fried Human with Sautéed Space Potatoes.

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