Moshe awes the masses

Moshe awed the masses with his performance on yesterday's show. Listening to Moshe bash and trash, was like listening to fine poetry. What a man, Moshe. God must love him.

Topics discussed on the show:

• Paris Hilton's racist comment, and why Paris not only sucks, but is ugly.
  


• Herpes cream advertisement.
  


• Crazy woman that e-mails us Kerry propaganda.
  


• Moshe rescinds apology to the people of Iraq. States that it is up to Bush and Kerry to do that.
  


• John Kerry and George Bush are cousins.
  


• Bush: Pom-pom waiving cheerleader.
  


• Bush: Drunk driver with criminal record.
  


• Bush: Coke snorting compassionate conservative.