Occasionally I see men walking around with a man purse, and every time I see them, I say to myself, “You go, girl!” I want a man purse. There is simply too much crap a man has to carry around with him in his pockets in the modern world. I need a man purse! Yet I cannot have a man purse because I fear being ridiculed, harassed, and beaten up.
I am simply not man enough for the man purse.
I applaud the brave pioneers of man pursery, paving the way for cowards like me to some day carry a man purse.
