Saturday, December 27, 2008
The Fastcupid.com Porno Connection
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Friday, October 31, 2008
Suck mine, leaches
I've decided to remove all the images attached to my blog posts off my site. I don't see why I should support the thousands and thousands of people leaching my bandwidth. Fuck all of you.
If I could get away with it I would've replaced the images you were leaching with disgusting and garish pornographic images just to get back at you. Consider yourself lucky. Next time, make a copy of the image you want, and put it on your own fucking server. Leach scum.
If I could get away with it I would've replaced the images you were leaching with disgusting and garish pornographic images just to get back at you. Consider yourself lucky. Next time, make a copy of the image you want, and put it on your own fucking server. Leach scum.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
X Files: Don't Believe Anymore
I consider myself a pretty big fan of the X files, and I just want to say that "The X Files: I Want to Believe" sucked pretty badly and that you should just save your money and get it on Netflix or whatever. Trust me, it sucked.
I think there was a good chance they were using doubles for Scully and Moulder during the kissing scene towards the end. That would explain why they used such awkwardly weird camera angles during the kiss, where you couldn't really make out their faces while they kissing. I DON'T BELIEVE it was them really kissing. Like the kiss, this whole movie felt fake and bullshit.
I think there was a good chance they were using doubles for Scully and Moulder during the kissing scene towards the end. That would explain why they used such awkwardly weird camera angles during the kiss, where you couldn't really make out their faces while they kissing. I DON'T BELIEVE it was them really kissing. Like the kiss, this whole movie felt fake and bullshit.
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Tila Tequila Rejected, No Way!
Okay, I admit it, I'm a banal idiot and I enjoy "A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila". Getting that out out of the way, What the fuck kind of shit is this show trying to pull? Are you really expecting me to believe that Kristy, after winning the key to Tila's heart is gonna just turn down her shot of love due to emotional shit or whatever...
I think it's time for us to use a little critical thinking here. This is what I think is going on. I think it was in the script for Kristy to reject Tila. The reason being, if Tila and Kristy live happily forever after then there wouldn't be a Shot of Love 3 now would there?
Watching the reunion show I was surprised to see that Chad was not serving time in prison for Assault and Battery against Bo. This is why I think Chad never went to prison: Because Chad's assault on Bo was not real. It was staged. Remember when some unknown person out of nowhere in the back row said to Bo something like, "Are you going to let Chad insult your mother like that?" This was a deliberate plant in order to stage a Jerry Springer movement. There was even a chair thrown: A Geraldo moment.
Let's assume the show is real form a moment. I always wondered why anyone would desire Tila. Such skinny chicken-legs on her and what does this woman actually possess in terms of charm or intelligence or humor or anything else that would make one fight like hell for this very ambiguous prize of obtaining the key to her heart. I always wonder if the cast is being paid for this. Probably the union mandates that they get the minimum. Perhaps there is more to Tila that I don't see on TV, but she seems like a very shallow person to me.
My favorite scene in this series was the shots they did of various things that you don't normally drink, like Tabasco sauce and lemon juice, and everyone started puking. It was like a surreal nightmare. I thought that was a riot. The producers of the show also seemed to have this grotesque fascination with pig-vagina eating contests. I thought it was a riot when Jay ("Jersey") had a wig-out when he got rejected.
Most likable of this year's cast? That's a no-brainer: George. I think George's Buddie, Scotty looked like a nice guy too. At first I thought that Glitter was a primadona, but then I started to think she was pretty cool, despite how the show tried to portray her as an emotional train wreck. The identical twins, Dominic and Greg seemed pretty cool too. Unfortunately they got axed early. Tila has a pattern of getting rid of the blacks fast.
Hottest looking woman? I think Lili is sexy as hell, but there were a number of beautiful women on the cast. Too bad Lili got the boot early.
Okay, Tila Tequila, you keep churning out the drek, and I will loyally keep eating it up, real or not.
I think it's time for us to use a little critical thinking here. This is what I think is going on. I think it was in the script for Kristy to reject Tila. The reason being, if Tila and Kristy live happily forever after then there wouldn't be a Shot of Love 3 now would there?
Watching the reunion show I was surprised to see that Chad was not serving time in prison for Assault and Battery against Bo. This is why I think Chad never went to prison: Because Chad's assault on Bo was not real. It was staged. Remember when some unknown person out of nowhere in the back row said to Bo something like, "Are you going to let Chad insult your mother like that?" This was a deliberate plant in order to stage a Jerry Springer movement. There was even a chair thrown: A Geraldo moment.
Let's assume the show is real form a moment. I always wondered why anyone would desire Tila. Such skinny chicken-legs on her and what does this woman actually possess in terms of charm or intelligence or humor or anything else that would make one fight like hell for this very ambiguous prize of obtaining the key to her heart. I always wonder if the cast is being paid for this. Probably the union mandates that they get the minimum. Perhaps there is more to Tila that I don't see on TV, but she seems like a very shallow person to me.
My favorite scene in this series was the shots they did of various things that you don't normally drink, like Tabasco sauce and lemon juice, and everyone started puking. It was like a surreal nightmare. I thought that was a riot. The producers of the show also seemed to have this grotesque fascination with pig-vagina eating contests. I thought it was a riot when Jay ("Jersey") had a wig-out when he got rejected.
Most likable of this year's cast? That's a no-brainer: George. I think George's Buddie, Scotty looked like a nice guy too. At first I thought that Glitter was a primadona, but then I started to think she was pretty cool, despite how the show tried to portray her as an emotional train wreck. The identical twins, Dominic and Greg seemed pretty cool too. Unfortunately they got axed early. Tila has a pattern of getting rid of the blacks fast.
Hottest looking woman? I think Lili is sexy as hell, but there were a number of beautiful women on the cast. Too bad Lili got the boot early.
Okay, Tila Tequila, you keep churning out the drek, and I will loyally keep eating it up, real or not.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Top Werner Herzog Picks
I have become a huge fan of director Werner Herzog since gaining access to most of his films through Netflix. Herzog movies are art that can be enjoyed by anyone. There is never any big esoteric shit that someone like me who was deprived of oxygen at birth can not understand or at least grasp to some degree. Herzog movies are art for people who don't enjoy art. Some of his movies are both action/adventure and art. See "Aguirre, Wrath of God" and "Rescue Dawn" below.
My Herzog top picks are below. Note that I have not yet seen all his documentaries. Some day I will be rich and be able to afford the Boxed Set.
"Aguirre, Wrath of God" 1972 Feature Film
"The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner" 1976 Documentary
"Stroszek" 1977 Feature Film
"Little Dieter Needs to Fly" 1997 Documentary
"Grizzly Man" 2005 Documentary
"Rescue Dawn" 2006 Documentary
"Rescue Dawn" is a fictionalized account of Dieter Dengler's experience of being captured by the NVA during the American war with Vietnam. "Little Dieter Needs to Fly" is a documentary about Dengler's experience. Both are fucking great! There are scenes in both of these films which I will never forget. I read in a book about Herzog that Herzog complained that he was being labeled as some kind of pro-Vietnam war person because of the Dengler documentary. I think both Dengler films are anti-war war, even if they deal with a pilot who volunteered. Neither of these films are really about war, they are about pathos and loneliness. I consider myself very fortunate to have been able to see "Rescue Dawn" on the big screen. It was probably the best hour and a half of 2006 for me.
Some Herzog movies I really don't like. Sometimes I believe he really misses his mark. Some are not easy viewing and aren't in English and don't have English dubbing like "Even Dwarfs Started Small". I don't dislike foreign films, but it is sometimes so much work for me to read the subtitles fast enough and watch the movie that it becomes an annoyance. What I really need to do is learn German.
My Herzog top picks are below. Note that I have not yet seen all his documentaries. Some day I will be rich and be able to afford the Boxed Set.
"Aguirre, Wrath of God" 1972 Feature Film
"The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner" 1976 Documentary
"Stroszek" 1977 Feature Film
"Little Dieter Needs to Fly" 1997 Documentary
"Grizzly Man" 2005 Documentary
"Rescue Dawn" 2006 Documentary
"Rescue Dawn" is a fictionalized account of Dieter Dengler's experience of being captured by the NVA during the American war with Vietnam. "Little Dieter Needs to Fly" is a documentary about Dengler's experience. Both are fucking great! There are scenes in both of these films which I will never forget. I read in a book about Herzog that Herzog complained that he was being labeled as some kind of pro-Vietnam war person because of the Dengler documentary. I think both Dengler films are anti-war war, even if they deal with a pilot who volunteered. Neither of these films are really about war, they are about pathos and loneliness. I consider myself very fortunate to have been able to see "Rescue Dawn" on the big screen. It was probably the best hour and a half of 2006 for me.
Some Herzog movies I really don't like. Sometimes I believe he really misses his mark. Some are not easy viewing and aren't in English and don't have English dubbing like "Even Dwarfs Started Small". I don't dislike foreign films, but it is sometimes so much work for me to read the subtitles fast enough and watch the movie that it becomes an annoyance. What I really need to do is learn German.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Vikas Kapoor, Vampire
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| Vikas Kapoor, President and CEO of the Allied Interstate collection agency, a.k.a IQOR, a.k.a Intellirisk Management Corp. is really a vampire. One of Vikas' fangs has been circled in red. |
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Allied Interstate
I have been traumatized lately by faulty data that Trans Union reported to one of my creditors. This has left me frazzled and has hurt me financially. Trans Union asserts that they are still conducting their "investigation."
This has left me on edge and frazzled. Recently this company who says they are Allied Interstate has been calling me. They ask if I am Dickie Richards. I ask what this is about. They insist on me stating that I am Dickie Richards in order for them to divulge any information about why they are calling. There is no way I'm going to do that. After a long struggle I managed to obtain a number that I can call them at:
1-866-207-8333
Call this number. I hope that you will call it often in fact. The first thing they do is ask for a Capital One credit card number. I called Capital One. They say they are not affiliated with Allied Interstate and know nothing about this number. I asked Allied Interstate to give me the number of a human being at Capital One that I can speak to to verify that they are who they are. They simply refuse to do that but they do not refuse to stop calling me.
Allied Interstate has a seriously bad attitude as well. The most recent person who called me claimed that I was being "evasive." Funny hearing that from people who won't even tell you why they're calling. They have left me so frazzled and crazy after these confrontational phone calls that I have had to take anti-anxiety medication. I have found myself screaming at them at the top of my lungs and yelling profanities at them. This is not me. I haven't wigged like this in a good decade.
There are numerous posts on the Internet about this company being a collection agency. I read in cardreport.com that collection agents can't talk to you about the debt unless you acknowledge that you are the person they're requesting. This would be consistent with Allied Interstate's behavior. However their snarkiness calls their legitimacy into serious question. I asked them for their address. After what felt like pulling teeth, they coughed this up:
Allied Interstate
3000 Corporate Exchange Dr
Columbus, Ohio 43231-7689
I cannot find this in the business directories that I looked. When I asked them who the president was they said that they don't give out that information, that I should obtain it from the Internet. When I asked what their website was, they said they had none. Why is the president of the company a secret? The president of a company should be public information. Why don't they have a website? And most importantly, why do they say they are affiliated with Capital One when Capital One categorically denies this?
I reported Allied Interstate to the FTC and will be reporting them to the Massachusetts Attorney General. I don't really think that Federal and State Government gives a flying fuck about consumers, so I don't expect much.
I have made the decision that I am not going to risk jeopardizing myself by volunteering any personal information at all to these motherfuckers. I'm just going to have to put up with them calling me and annoying me, and perhaps they will fuck me later down the road and report some faulty credit info. It's the price you pay for this lovely system of unregulated capitalism. You can't win, even if you're the kind of person like me who always pays his bills on time. I am not even going to pick up the phone. For now on I screen all calls.
If anyone has any experience with Allied Interstate please post a comment.
This has left me on edge and frazzled. Recently this company who says they are Allied Interstate has been calling me. They ask if I am Dickie Richards. I ask what this is about. They insist on me stating that I am Dickie Richards in order for them to divulge any information about why they are calling. There is no way I'm going to do that. After a long struggle I managed to obtain a number that I can call them at:
1-866-207-8333
Call this number. I hope that you will call it often in fact. The first thing they do is ask for a Capital One credit card number. I called Capital One. They say they are not affiliated with Allied Interstate and know nothing about this number. I asked Allied Interstate to give me the number of a human being at Capital One that I can speak to to verify that they are who they are. They simply refuse to do that but they do not refuse to stop calling me.
Allied Interstate has a seriously bad attitude as well. The most recent person who called me claimed that I was being "evasive." Funny hearing that from people who won't even tell you why they're calling. They have left me so frazzled and crazy after these confrontational phone calls that I have had to take anti-anxiety medication. I have found myself screaming at them at the top of my lungs and yelling profanities at them. This is not me. I haven't wigged like this in a good decade.
There are numerous posts on the Internet about this company being a collection agency. I read in cardreport.com that collection agents can't talk to you about the debt unless you acknowledge that you are the person they're requesting. This would be consistent with Allied Interstate's behavior. However their snarkiness calls their legitimacy into serious question. I asked them for their address. After what felt like pulling teeth, they coughed this up:
Allied Interstate
3000 Corporate Exchange Dr
Columbus, Ohio 43231-7689
I cannot find this in the business directories that I looked. When I asked them who the president was they said that they don't give out that information, that I should obtain it from the Internet. When I asked what their website was, they said they had none. Why is the president of the company a secret? The president of a company should be public information. Why don't they have a website? And most importantly, why do they say they are affiliated with Capital One when Capital One categorically denies this?
I reported Allied Interstate to the FTC and will be reporting them to the Massachusetts Attorney General. I don't really think that Federal and State Government gives a flying fuck about consumers, so I don't expect much.
I have made the decision that I am not going to risk jeopardizing myself by volunteering any personal information at all to these motherfuckers. I'm just going to have to put up with them calling me and annoying me, and perhaps they will fuck me later down the road and report some faulty credit info. It's the price you pay for this lovely system of unregulated capitalism. You can't win, even if you're the kind of person like me who always pays his bills on time. I am not even going to pick up the phone. For now on I screen all calls.
If anyone has any experience with Allied Interstate please post a comment.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Dickie Richards on McDonald's put to video
The Dickie Richards McDonald's thing has been put to video by Shawn Lennon. I think he did a good job:
http://www.youtube.com/user/lennonvideo
http://www.youtube.com/user/lennonvideo
Friday, January 25, 2008
Sushi Hell
I had Sushi (technically Sashimi) and a number of other things on Tuesday, at Sushi Man. I believe it was the Monk Fish liver that severely put me out of commission, because something seemed off about it. The dish is called Ankimo. It is supposed to be steamed. Maybe their idea of steaming a Monk Fish liver is to blow on it a bit and hope whatever deadly pathogens exist on it will keel over and die. It hit me 7 hours later. I had to go to the emergency room. They rigged me up to an IV and put me in this freezing fucking room for what seemed like 3 hours. I am sure that these crazy medical people had the air conditioning on. These people are insane, although I do commend the Newton-Wellesley Hospital people for bringing me back from the dead.
I can't go back to Sushi Man anymore. Not after nearly meeting my maker. But the thing is, I loved Sushi Man. It gave my existence purpose. Now I am back to dealing with the existential dilemma of life.
I mean, Jesus Christ, is it so hard to find good Japanese food in the Boston area that doesn't fucking kill ya?
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