Dickie Richards: I killed Jesus

After being accused by a gentile of killing Jesus, Dickie comes clean and not only admits to killing Jesus, but to perpetrating other heinous acts against the gentile God in the name of the worldwide Jewish conspiracy:

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Dickie Richards: Jew-do

Dickie sells an instructional DVD on the ancient and deadly Jewish martial art of Jew-do:

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Dickie Richards: Kim Fields, Liar, Libeler and Dickie Defamer

Dickie Richards explains the fiction of the insidious lies made about him by former girlfriend Kim Fields, who played Tootie on "The Facts of Life":

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Dickie Richards: The Differences Between Male & Female Dogs

Dickie describes his homicidal urges whenever he hears comedians do relationship humor. Dickie then goes on to explore the differences between male and female dogs:

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Go Bachelet Go!

By Monte Reel
Washington Post Foreign Service
Monday, December 12, 2005; Page A21

BUENOS AIRES, Dec. 11 -- Socialist Party candidate Michelle Bachelet led Chile's presidential election by more than 1 million votes Sunday but did not capture the majority needed to avoid a runoff next month, according to nearly complete returns.

Bastard Brood of Che: #2: Lies, War, and GoDaddy

Moshe performs "Ode to GoDaddy" in retaliation to GoDaddy.com's obnoxious and unsolicited Marine propaganda. Moshe also exposes the Democratic Party Machine's war lies.

Podcast URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss

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George W. Bush strangles old man to death

President George W. Bush mistaking an award ribbon for a chocker, strangles elderly man to death.

Alan Greenspan receives a crusty award

Recently retired Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan receiving an award from President George W. Bush for being the crustiest, most yoda-like old guy bastard who ever lived.

Spanking children fuels aggression, anxiety

Spanking children fuels aggression, anxiety, the title of a Reuters article, starts with:

By Megan Rauscher Mon Nov 21,11:42 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Children who are spanked when they misbehave are more likely to be anxious and aggressive than children who are disciplined in nonphysical ways, research shows. This is true even if spanking is the "cultural norm."


I remember getting into an argument with a parent about the morality of hitting children. I took the position that it was immoral. And she had a fucking wig-out.

She told me:

"ARE YOU A PARENT? YOU'RE NOT A PARENT. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDREN? YOU DON'T NO NOTHING TILL YOU'VE HAD KIDS!"

I've dealt with dumb assholes like this all my life. Well, the evidence is in, you child-hitting fucking parental assholes. Hitting kids is backwards, does not work, and you don't have to be a fucking parent to realize this because the scientific evidence backs it up. I still resent being hit my parents, and I couldn't imagine doing this to a kid.

Am I the only guy on the planet who harbors this type of resentment?

Dickie Richards: Joe Action Hero

A public service announcement by Dickie Richards to Joe Action Hero:

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Happy Birthday Moshe & Dickie

The identical twin menace, Moshe Moscovitz who does Bastard Brood of Che and Dickie Richards who does Dickie Richards turned 40 today. Please contact the station about forwarding birthday gifts, flowers, and sexual favors.

Moshe would appreciate it if you bought him "Mao a Life", by Philip Short.

Dickie would appreciate it if you bought him a $1000.00 gift certificate to the Bunny Ranch.

Bastard Brood of Che Podcast Info

Show Info:
On November 8, 2005, the BBC (Bastard Brood of Che) podcast was launched. It is hosted by Moshe Moscovitz, poet, revolutionary, and illegitimate son of Che Guevara.

BBC Podcast URL:
http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss

BBC Podcast Archive:
http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/

BBC Show Times:
New shows will be published on the 1st of every month. Show length will be a half an hour.

Legal:
Bastard Brood of Che is copyrighted material. It may be distributed freely. It may not be altered or modified in any way without express permission from TalkWarrior.com. Non-commercial entities may rebroadcast it freely.

Moshe wants all capeetilist peegs to pay! That's, right, ya oinkin' bastards. Accordingly, if you are a commercial entity and would like to rebroadcast BBC, we may allow this provided that you pay TalkWarrior.com a fee. Contact information is located in the menu in the upper left corner of the page.

Bastard Brood of Che: We Got It, We Hold It, We Own It

The premier episode of Bastard Brood of Che. Moshe goes after a Nazi girl band as well as so-called peace activists and counter-Nazi demonstrators with extremely bad attitudes.

More info about the show is forthcoming.

Podcast URL: http://talkwarrior.com/show/bbc/bbc-podcast.rss

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The Last Tango in Sinai

This is probably the final "Live from Mt. Sinai" show. Moshe describes what went wrong and thanks his loyal fans:

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F Troop deployed to Iraq

Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld announces that in order to ensure a victory in the war on terror, F Troop will be deployed to Iraq. Cpl. Randolph Agarn, played by the beloved Larry Storch has been promoted to the rank of Captain, and will be assuming command of F Troop.

Andy Card heads for The Rough Riders Bar

White House Chief of Staff Andy Card is seen here heading out to The Rough Riders Bar in Washington, D.C., a pleasant place where men can relax and enjoy the company of other men.

A piece of human shit is seen removing a maggot from his nose

I See Dead People Who Have Come Back to Life

Dickie Richards comes out of retirement to star in the most horrifying movie ever made: "I See Dead People Who Have Come Back to Life":

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Old Guys Suck

Part of an early Dickie Richards' performances done on Comedy Night at the Ramada Inn in Randolph Massachusetts, on July 23, 2003. What's striking about this performance is that Dickie doesn't demand the audience to shut the fuck up:

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Tony Anthony Does Fanta

Dickie tries to contain himself while Tony Anthony does a Fanta ad:

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Guns save lives, fucker!

As soon as I saw the ad below, I knew I wanted to do something for the betterment of mankind. I wanted to save lives! So I went straight to ebay and bought myself a kick-ass Colt M16 A4 Carbine Assault Rifle. (Fully fucking automatic, baby! 500 rounds per minute.) And already I saved a life -- my own. I coulda been shot to death by the security guard at my former place of employment where I blew everyone's fucking head off except for the secretary. She was always sweet to me.

Mike's Monkey Ranch

Dickie teams up with Mike's Monkey Ranch to offer 100% pure American monkey semen:

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Hurricane Naming Conspiracy

Dickie, in his stand-up act explains why hurricanes are a gentile conspiracy:

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Another reason why LFMS was axed

Beyond the fact that Moshe was treated by his audience like a man-slut (this was fully elaborated on in the last post), Live From Mt. Sinai was silenced by the left.

BBSs like the The Democratic Underground and Che-Lives denied Moshe membership, preventing Moshe from spreading the word about the show. Radio Power never even responded to Moshe's request to air his show. These are just examples. With only two exceptions -- those being Upstart Radio and The Lefty Directory, the left was successful in silencing Moshe by not affording him publicity. I'm not sure why. Perhaps Moshe was too crass, too theatrical ... or perhaps Moshe employed something that left-wing zealots rarely use -- "Critical Thinking." Moshe wasn't going to believe something was right just because it had a fucking Che Guevara head in its logo or fucking Ward Churchill said so. Moshe refused to blindly accept the words of the left-wing profits.

Moshe spent more time on the show bashing the left for trying to squeeze him out of existence then attacking fascists and Republicanism. It's unfortunate. Moshe tried. He put almost a year into the show and got nowhere. You have only yourselfs to blame for the demise of Live From Mt. Sinai.

When the right-wing fucks that succeed Bush (and believe me they will succeed Bush because they control the election process and are facing a disorganized opposition controlled by a Republican known as Hillary Clinton) come knocking at Moshe's door looking for names of Americans participating in Un-American Activities -- they're not even going to have to torture Moshe or even threaten to torture Moshe. Moshe's going to sing, baby. Sing like a fucking canary. Moshe doesn't owe anything to you pompous, ignorant fucking assholes who silenced him.

Podcast status -- and why you are fucking assholes.

Dear Talk Warriors,

The Dickie Richards podcast is now in full operation. You should expect at least one new Dickie Richards entry by Friday or Saturday of each week.

Some people have asked for Moshe to resume Live From Mt. Sinai. While I will concede that LFMS had more heart than Dickie Richards, despite how much better the Dickie Richards production values are, it made poor Moshe miserable. It reminded Moshe of a woman that used to fuck him when she was in the mood -- and it wasn't even good sex -- or even mediocre sex -- it was crappy sex -- but not ordinary crappy sex -- it was crappy sex so bad that you wouldn't even wish it upon your worst enemy. This woman was downright domineering and pissy, and poor Moshe had to put up with all this pussy-whip bullshit. And this woman fucked other men too. She was a multiple sex partner type of girl (You couldn't use the word "girl" in front of her if you were referring to a female over the age of three or she'd have a fucking wig-out because they were WOMEN!) Finally the woman found a boyfriend in some airport terminal or bus depot (I don't remember) and that was that for Moshe's pathetic and infrequent sex escapades with the evil one. And she had no ass. Moshe's not exaggerating. Moshe would go to grab a piece of ass and come up with a handful of air. It was awful. And she sported a goatee too. The facial hair literally gave poor Moshe nightmares. It was just horrible. Why did he subject himself to that shit? SHE JUST WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT! No woman is.

Well, to make a long story short, Moshe got no respect from this evil woman, just like he got no respect from LFMS fans. The show failed because you -- the shithead audience of LFMS didn't spread the word about the show and very few people downloaded it. You didn't show Moshe respect. You treated him like some kinda disposable man-meat, like Moshe's evil woman. And she was never even technically his "woman," because you see she was too busy fucking other men she found in bus terminals. The rotten bitch. She was an asshole just like you!

Awful Podcast Showcase was also cancelled after only 3 shows because you showed it no respect.

So next time you want a show to stay on the air at TalkWarrior.com, maybe you'll show it a little respect. And you'll kiss Dickie's fucking ass, ya lousy fucks.

Cell Phone Asshole

I'm a cell phone asshole:

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Seal Pup Sandwitches

Dickie explains why Upstart America Radio listeners aren't wussies:

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Fight the Evil

Dickie fights the evil of Upstart America Radio:

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Mindy Cohn

Dickie reinforces the fact that he is better than you:

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Getting Paid

Dickie reinforces the fact that he's getting paid while you're not:

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Dickie Richards Podcast Info

Show Info:
On September 29, 2005 the Dickie Richards podcast was launched. It contains the comic material of legendary former child actor, Dickie Richards.

BBC Podcast URL:
http://talkwarrior.com/show/dr/dr-podcast.xml

Dickie Richards Archive:
http://talkwarrior.com/show/dr/

Legal:
Dickie Richards is copyrighted material. It may be distributed freely. It may not be altered or modified in any way without express permission from TalkWarrior.com. Non-commercial entities may rebroadcast it freely.

If you are a commercial entity and would like to rebroadcast Dickie Richards, we may allow this provided that you pay TalkWarrior.com a fee. Contact information is located in the menu in the upper left corner of the page.

Dickie Richards' Presidential Campaign Ad 2

Dickie Richards' second Presidential campaign ad:

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George Bush: Keeping the jobs within the family

George Herbert Walker III



Quite by accident I came upon the inbred face of George Herbert Walker III while searching through the State Department for fodder. I recognized the name "Herbert Walker" as it is the same as the first President Bush's middle name -- or should I say "names" since just one middle name is not enough for these snotty blueblood fucks.

Wikipedia will tell you that George Herbert Walker III, our Ambassador to Hungary is the first cousin of George Herbert Walker Bush, our 41st President -- who is the father of our current President -- George Walker Bush. It gets confusing, doesn't it? (I think they do it purposesly.)

In order to keep a permanent record, at the bottom of this entry is Ambassador Bush's bio, taken straight from the State Department page. Here is a direct link to the bio page:

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/biog/24686.htm

As you can see from Ambassador Bush's bio, he has as much experience to be an ambassador as I do -- he has no fucking foreign affairs experience at all! The fucker doesn't even have a foreign language under his belt. It's good to know that our President is using your hard-earned tax dollars to give undeserving members of the mighty Bush clan cushy jobs.

BIOGRAPHY

George Herbert Walker III
Ambassador, Hungary
Term of Appointment: 09/30/2003 to present

George Herbert Walker III was sworn in as Ambassador to Hungary on September 30, 2003.

Mr. Walker is Chairman Emeritus of Stifel Financial Corp. and Stifel, Nicolaus & Company, Incorporated. From 1978 until 1992, he served as President and Chief Executive Officer of Stifel Financial and Stifel, Nicolaus. He served as Chairman from 1982-2001. From the time he joined Stifel in 1976 as Executive Vice President to the present, Stifel has evolved from a small privately-owned firm with revenue of approximately $12 million to a public firm listed on the New York Stock Exchange with revenues of more than $200 million, more than 1,000 employees, and a new worth of more than $75 million.

During the course of his business career, Mr. Walker served on the Board of Midwest Stock Exchange (now Chicago Stock Exchange), the Regional Firms Advisory Committee of the New York Stock Exchange, and the Executive Committee of the Securities Industry Association.

Mr. Walker's interests have extended to education, politics, and civic affairs. Since 1974, he has served as a Director of Webster University and as Chairman of the Board from 1987-1992. He now also serves as Chairman of the Advisory Board to the Webster University Business School and is Chairman of the Daniel Webster Society (annual fund-raising organization). In politics, Mr. Walker has been active on both local and national levels. He was active in the national campaigns of both Presidents Reagan and Bush. In 1993, Mayor Bogley, Jr. requested Mr. Walker to form a blue-ribbon advisory committee on budget and finance to guide him at the start of his administration. More recently, this committee was reformed to be named Citizens for Home Rule, which is a group seeking to reform the structure of the city government. As the founder of this effort and Chairman of its Steering Committee (which includes all four former mayors of St. Louis and the current mayor), the focus is now to pass a state wide constitutional amendment, which will empower the voters in the city to change the structure of the city government if they choose — a power enjoyed by other cities in Missouri but denied to St. Louis under the 1876 Constitution.

In civic affairs, Mr. Walker has served as Chairman of Downtown St. Louis, Inc. (now Downtown St. Louis Partnership), and as the first Chairman of the Downtown St. Louis Business District. He headed the Alexis de Tocqueville Society of the United Way in 1995. He is a board member (former Chairman) of the Missouri Historical Society, the Urban League of Metropolitan St. Louis, and Webster University. He is a commissioner and treasurer of the St. Louis Science Center and also a member of Washington University's National Council for the Olin School of Business. He is a member of the Siteman Cancer Center Advisory Board.

Mr. Walker is a member of St. Peter's Episcopal Church in Ladue and serves on the Vestry. He is also on the Vestry of St. Ann's Church in Kennebunkport, Maine, and for many years was a Director of the Episcopal Church Foundation.

In business, in addition to his role at Stifel, Nicolaus, Mr. Walker is a Director of Laidlaw Corporation, Western-Southern Life Insurance Company, and Macroeconomic Advisors, Inc.

Mr. Walker is a graduate of Yale University (B.A., 1953) and Harvard Law School (J.D., 1956). He served in the U.S. Air Force from 1956-1958.


Released on September 30, 2003

Dickie Richards Unplugged

Promo for Dickie Richards' album, "Unplugged."

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Dickie Richards' Presidential Campaign Ad 1

Dickie Richards' first Presidential campaign ad:

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Dickie Richards Takes on Danny Bonaduce

Dickie Richards vows revenge against Danny Bonaduce for denying him admission into the Child Actor Hall of Fame

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Ronald Reagan speaks about Dickie Richards

Ronald Reagan speaks about Dickie Richards

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Promo: Chico and the Man: The Untold Story

Dickie's promo for his new book, "Chico and the Man: The Untold Story."

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Promo: Ho Chi Minh's Vietnamese Buffet

Dickie's promo for his appearance at Ho Chi Minh's Vietnamese Buffet

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Promo: Dickie Sells Sod

In response to the Boston Red Sox selling their sod, Dickie Richards decides to sell his sod. Listen to the ad below:

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Stop aiding our enemies!

The man with the American flag t-shit rallies his band of war supporters by singing chorus lines from his favorite musicals.

Excruciatingly Ugly?

Are you excruciatingly ugly?

We need you for the Apple Computer team.

Kung Fu You!

Dressed like Bruce Lee, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice appears with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi before kung-fuing him to death.

Condoleezza Rice demonstrating pump action

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice demonstrates how she grasps the shaft of George Bush's penis with both hands and vigorously pumps it till he squeals like a pig.

Sadistic Baby Torture

A baby is seen being cruelly tortured to death by being forced to listen to John Tesh music.

Can't win 'em all.

Sometimes you find WMD, sometimes you don't...

Assholey

On one of the few occasions my family went to temple when I was a child, we attended a service at this very large temple in Boston. After the service they served a big meal. Seated at our table was an overweight woman with a chubby daughter. Her daughter wanted the cheap little plastic Israeli flags on the table. The fat woman asked the Rabbi if her daughter could have the flags. The Rabbi said no, they where decorations. She pleaded with the Rabbi, offered him money. But he kept insisting, "Madam, these flags are not for sale!"

Later on I saw that bastard fat woman slip the cheap plastic flags into her pocketbook and bug out.

Was her spoiled, chubby little daughter that important that she had to steal from a fucking place of worship to please her?

I wouldn't step foot inside of a temple these days.

You look like a tasty little fellow.

Oooh you look like a tasty little guy. I'm going to savor your tender little spleen.

TalkWarrior.com Productions Cancelled

Shawn,

After a year of beating my head against the wall with my Internet radio programs, and obtaining an embarrassingly small audience, barely larger than when I started, I've decided to cancel all ongoing productions, including "Live from Mt. Sinai" and "Awful Podcast Showcase."

I'm telling you this so you will know not to schedule any of my shows in the future at Upstart Radio America.

I appreciate all the support you provided me at Upstart Radio America, and I enjoyed the shows we did together.

Unfortunately, some things weren't meant to be. I will continue adding content to the website. Also, in the future, I might upload the audio for some stand-up comedy material I'm trying to work on, but I have no plans of producing any more regular shows.


Moshe

Dennis Hastert reveals that George Bush is his bastard idiot child

House Speaker Dennis Hastert revealed today that George Bush is his bastard idiot child. Representative Hastert told reporters that George Bush was conceived while he made a booty call to The Institute for the Severely Retarded in Crawford, Texas.

Awful Podcast Showcase Show Summary: Episode #3

Show Rating: 8 out of 10

Summary:
Dickie Richards showcases the worst podcasts ever made by couples

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