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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Show wrap-up

This was a special Bush-Basharama show. Moshe encouraged the faithful to get out the vote.

Topics discussed:


  • You don't have to recognize a government official if he's not democratically elected

  • Kerry's chosen path of evil, and why you should vote for him anyway, if you aren't bound by a contractual obligation not to

  • The failure of the Democratic party, and why voting for Nader does nothing to reverse its rightward trend

  • The flagrant abuse and exploitation of Government websites for propaganda by the neo-fascist Republicans, and to a lesser extent, the Democrats as well. Moshe threatened to file a Freedom of Information Act to obtain information regarding who his paying for these Government propaganda sites, and to nail anyone to the cross (not literally) who is using taxpayer money to fund these propaganda machines

  • Moshe challenges Red Sox pitcher and Republican bastard, Kurt Schilling to a wrestling match

  • Bush's killing of a Dove

  • Moshe reads quote of Arnold Schwarzeneggar's description of gangbanging a woman in Gold's Gym


Remember folks. Get your ass out there and vote. Vote early, and raise hell if the motherfuckers try to take your vote away.

We can't afford to let the forces of evil control our lives.

Hold your nose and vote the ticket!

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Thanks Red Sox and thanks Boston Police for not killing any more girls

Moshe and I would like to extend a big thank you to our beloved Boston Red Sox for bringing home the world championship. We still cannot believe the Red Sox won. It seems to defy the known laws of the universe. Losers cannot win. It defies the natural order. If the Red Sox win, shit, the next thing that could happen is that Moshe actually gets a caller. Sky's the limit.

Also, Moshe and I would like to thank the Boston Police for not shooting any additional people in the head and killing them during the victory celebration.

Thanks, Boston PD. You fuckers!

Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Some fuck-ups with the last show

Okay folks,

I just want to clear up a few things. Moshe is not on drugs. He was really tired after coming home late after watching Game 1 of the World Series at his mother's house, and for some screwy reason he wrote in the intro that it was "Saturday" the "23rd", when in fact it was "Sunday" the 24". The show did in fact air live on Sunday the 24th.

Also, you may have noticed that we have been experiences a technical problem. There is occasional crackling sounds. It is probably a problem with the mic. We are actively looking on ebay for a replacement mic. For the meantime we will use the backup mic, which is pretty fucking uncomfortable, but will do.

Also, what is wrong with you assholes. Last show was one of the best shows Moshe's ever done, and there has yet to be one preset. Are you people retarded?

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Show wrap-up

Dear loyal TalkWarriors,

What a great show. The following topics were discussed:

  • Attempted pie toss on Ann Coulter

  • Shrunken Monkey Heads

  • E-mail from a Republican

  • The Motorcycle Diaries

  • Various baseball related topics, including the Boston Police killing a 21 year old girl after a game

  • Kay Khan. Corrupt politician and faker.

Monday, October 18, 2004

Moshe awes the masses

Moshe awed the masses with his performance on yesterday's show. Listening to Moshe bash and trash, was like listening to fine poetry. What a man, Moshe. God must love him.

Topics discussed on the show:

  • Paris Hilton's racist comment, and why Paris not only sucks, but is ugly.

  • Herpes cream advertisement.

  • Crazy woman that e-mails us Kerry propaganda.

  • Moshe rescinds apology to the people of Iraq. States that it is up to Bush and Kerry to do that.

  • John Kerry and George Bush are cousins.

  • Bush: Pom-pom waiving cheerleader.

  • Bush: Drunk driver with criminal record.

  • Bush: Coke snorting compassionate conservative.


Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Dickie pulled over by the Thought Police

FROM THE THOUGHT POLICE:



Greetings et al.,

I have removed some posts and/or sections of some very snarky/disrespectful posts. Frustration can sometimes cause us to press the "Submit" button, but please keep in mind that humans are working hard to correct this issue and they have your concerns in mind to expedite this repair as quickly as possible. Hurling insults or snarky comments won't speed the process.


DICKIE'S RESPONCE TO THE THOUGHT POLICE:


Dear THOUGHT POLICE (a.k.a Live365.com),

"Snarky?" You really must look that word up in the dictionary, THOUGHT COP.

"Insults?" I challenge anyone to look at my post and tell me where the insults were.

Since it looks like THOUGHT COP has DELETED the post and removed the evidence, I believe I have already won this challenge by default.

I pay $20.00 a month for your service, and statistics has been out for a week. Give me a break. Let's face it, Soviet-era satellite states were run better than Live365. This is a Mickey Mouse operation and I deserve more for $20.00 a month. The last thing I deserve is for THOUGHT COP to delete my posts. What kind of fascist outfit are you running here? Is Joseph Stalin your model for operating a business?

And listen, THOUGHT POLICE. You can delete my post, but you can't escape the fact that you:

1.) Did not reply to my e-mail and failed to give proper customer service.
2.) Failed to deliver your advertised feature, which states: "Advanced Stats, Geo Statistics, Track Power Ratings."

I'm finished. You can delete my post now, THOUGHT COP. I won't spread the seeds of counterrevolution anymore (at least not in this venue.) But I don't appreciate you ignoring my e-mail and deleting my post, which was not profane or belligerent, though very critical. There is a difference between criticism and attack. I believe you know that difference, and that the deletion of my post was plain old, unwarranted censorship. Again, why did you need to delete the post? What are you afraid of, THOUGHT COP? Could it be the truth?

I will seriously rethink who I'm paying my money to for streaming audio from this point on. Deleting that post was the beginning of the end of my customer loyalty to you.

If anyone reads this post before it gets axed by the THOUGHT POLICE, they can see the original post on my blog here:

http://talkwarrior.blogspot.com

One more thing, THOUGHT COP. Not that I think it matters, but I will file a complaint with Live365 because you deleted that message. There was no reason for that!


Sincerely,

Dickie Richards

http://talkwarrior.com

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Live365.com: Love you so much I want to puke!

Dear Live365.com,

I'm glad you didn't bother to reply to my e-mail a week ago asking what happened to my listener statistics. That 8 point font you used on the stats page to guide me here really did the trick, once I got a new prescription for my glasses. So thanks! You guys are incredible!

Also, I was thinking, since you ain't giving us stats, and stats is one of your advertised features, maybe you could reduce the amount of pop-up ads on my station from about 5 million to about an even mil?

Or perhaps you could stop chopping off the beginning of my broadcasts that I'm paying for, so that you could plug your station and live off the fat of your advertisers.

It's just a suggestion. That's all. But you're doing a fantastic job, and you're really, really creating friendly-as-hell environment for your paying customers. So thanks!

Oh, and one other thing: Perhaps instead of burying my station in your directory, so that you have to click about 18 pages worth of listings to find my station, you can base my directory listing position on my genre rank. That way, you could make even more money off me from advertising, and I could benefit, because I could attract even more listeners.

Just some friendly suggestions while you programming geniuses are out there feverishly working on giving me back my listener stats. I know you've been working on this problem for a week, so it must be a real toughy. If you need any help, I once took a correspondence course in relational databases. It was a very well respected correspondence school, and I passed with flying colors. Perhaps your programmers didn't graduate from a correspondence school that was nearly as respected as mine, and that's why they're taking so long. Perhaps I can send you a coupon for some cake and ice-cream, in order to ease your burden. Nothing like a little cake and ice-cream party to raise your spirits. Or perhaps I can buy a CD for you to listen and dance to while you work. How about some Eminem? Or if you prefer something more traditional, perhaps a nice AC/DC. You just let me know, and I'm here to help you!

Sincerely,

Dickie Richards

http://talkwarrior.com

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Moshe scores a KO against evil

Moshe's show today was simply breathtaking. If his words were a sword, evil would have been cut to fucking ribbons.

Some of the topics discussed:

  • Antonin Scalia, conservative Supreme Court justice and sex perv

  • The mysterious disappearance of George Bush's cheerleading photo from Andover Academy



  • Moshe's battle against an evil pharmaceutical empire

  • Kerry's words: "I will hunt down and kill the terrorists," and why talk like this is dangerous

  • George Bush and his new hump

  • Book: "Becoming President for Retards"

  • American Army using Iraqi children as human shields

  • "Stand up for Democracy, stand up for Israel." Such shit

  • "Ray" the movie, and the exploitation

  • Moshe vows to fight against liberals who ignore and marginalize him


It's not too late! If you missed the live show, you can still listen to a recording of the show all week, by clicking the link below:

http://www.live365.com/stations/talkwarrior

Thursday, October 07, 2004

R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield

Moshe mourns the loss of Rodney Dangerfield, one of the greatest comedians of his lifetime.

The world no longer feels as funny, sane, or even as safe with passing of poor Rodney.


Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Triumph of the Will, American Style

Sieg Hile!

TalkWarrior.com becomes de facto John Trubee HQ

On Sunday night's show, the music of the great John Trubee was added for the first time. These were some of the topics of the show:


  • Changing the Republican symbol from elephant to snake


  • Changing the Democratic symbol from donkey to chicken


  • Donkey rides in the UK, and the absence of donkey rides in the US


  • George W. Bush: Sociopath


  • George W. Bush: Sexually confused cheerleader


  • The divorce of Moshe & Riz


  • "Well, actually he forgot Poland." Not!


  • Walmart's embracement of diversity. Such shit


  • Dunkin' Donuts really sucks

George Bush, "War President" and pom-pom boy