Bastard Universe

I saw “My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done,” directed by Werner Herzog on DVD as soon as it hit the streets. I'm sorry to say that it su...

I think the letter, below, that I received from my public housing office pretty much speaks for itself; however, I would like to add that th...

  Occasionally I see men walking around with a man purse, and every time I see them, I say to myself, “You go, girl!” I want a man purse. ...

Perhaps my last hero, Harvey Pekar is dead. Amy Goodman announced the news on Democracy Now . She mispronounced his name, calling him “Pecke...

I have criticized women in the personals for years for trying to pass themselves off as well-traveled and sophisticated because they have be...

The Cosmopolitan Hotel 95 West Broadway New York, NY 10007 http://www.cosmohotel.com I stayed at The Cosmo for one night because I had an in...

I have been on OkayCupid for a long time. Too long. In the past, when I had some money (though never nearly enough), I tried to look for a w...

Our Presidents, after smoking some seriously good shit.

Arbella Claims Department Head P.O.Box 699195 Quincy, MA 02269-9225 Dear Sir or Madam, On 26 March 2010, a Kia SUV, driven b...

I have never seen so much rain. I've never experienced a warmer March. Is it global climate change? Perhaps. Now Obama wants to drill as...

I was listening to Jay Severin while driving in my car. I hate this right-wing fucker. He makes a living off of bashing Mexicans. When he st...

This was a FastCupid blog post. The defrienders don't bother me that much, it is the frustration and agony of trying to figure out who t...

I'm tired today and feeling a little nihilist. I came across an OkCupid woman with a profile that was quite unreal. This sample from her...

Dear L, I am in Florida now visiting my parents. I didn't get access Wifi until today. I think I learned too much about the intimate det...

I wrote this for the FastCupid blog but never posted it: There is a whole little universe within a universe operating here. It revolves whet...

I used to read novels, historical books, but now I just read personal ads of people from all over the world. I often do this at night. I am ...

I don't need to make love to women anymore because the pure deliciousness of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is just as good. The only problem is...

I made an appointment and had a verbal agreement with the craiglist handyman in the ad below, an entire week in advance for him to repair my...

I really need to learn a better way of concealing my laughter when my dates talk about their belief in making contact with the dead. Maybe...