Bastard Universe

All the armchair shrinks are out there saying that a bald Britney is crying for help. But do these whiny mofos ever stop to look at Britney ...

This is the story of being really screwed by a computer repair shop called Compustar. Compustar Inc. www.compustarpc.com 565 Moody St. Walth...

Notes on suicide: Listen

Saddam Hussein is scheduled to be hung this weekend. Today, he was awarded "Best Dressed Man on Death Row" by GQ magazine. Saddam ...

Liberal men everywhere who enjoy receiving safe and painless fellatio, breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday when a woman with babo...

Notice the "From:" field of the e-mail below. Maybe good ol' "John J" could start me up in his home-based-business o...

Rudy Giuliani is seen here trying to emulate his idol, Adolph Hitler. Notice the raised hands and the small of mouths of these men. This is ...

Half of Nancy Pelosi's face melted off during a speech yesterday, revealing that she is the android creation of ETs from a much more adv...

Bush singing "The Impossible Dream" from Man of La Mancha.

Dickie asks you to support Dickie's Kids: Listen

Dickie talks about how Skype sounds like an STD: Listen

Dickie seeks a Russell Crowe sized penis: Listen

Dickie sells videos for making homeopathic drugs: Listen

A message sponsored by The Organization of Heterosexual Professionals Who Are Unfairly Thought of as Being Gay: Listen

Dickie Richards gives a Canadian who's invading his country a piece of his mind: Listen

TITLE: Bastard Brood of Che: #8: Sir Paul McJerkney DESCRIPTION: Sir Paul McCartney is exposed as the bellicose, imperialism promoting pig ...

Dickie Richards demonstrates how he was screwed out of the role of The Karate Kid: Listen

TITLE: Bastard Brood of Che: #7: May Day 2006 Celebration DESCRIPTION: As part of the May Day festivities, Moshe changes his name to reflec...

Dickie warns the public about a dangerous comedy felon: Listen

TITLE: Bastard Brood of Che #6: Disinformation DESCRIPTION: In response to PC Nazi accusations that Moshe's show last month was racist,...